What did jesus say to the romans after he rose on the third day and talked about their behavior?

Yall nailed it.

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What's the difference between a deaf person and an Italian?

One talks with their hands and makes goofy noises at random volumes, and the other can't hear.

Why didn't Sug Knight talk to the police?

Because the g is silent

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Why is it socially acceptable to wear a bikini at the beach but not on the bus?

At the end of the day I'm just a guy in a bikini on the bus.

Whenever I'm in trouble, I think: what would Jesus do?

Then I pretend to be dead and disappear for three days.

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Why is fruit so expensive?

I want some raspberries, not the tears of Jesus.

What do you think Jesus' favorite gun would be?

A nail gun

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Why did Carrie Fisher enjoy doing her one-woman show?

Because she nailed that Solo.

What's in your mom's tummy?

5-year-old: A baby. Woman: What kind of baby 5-year-old: A human one. Nailed it.

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What looks better... than roses your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

Why did the bad demon burn after finding the length it took to rise diagonally from hell?

cos' sin tans

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What do you call a Roman warrior with hair in his mouth?

Gladiator Get it? Glad He Ate Her..

Why did the Romans build straight roads ?

So their soldiers didn't go around the bend !