What did jesus say to the romans after he rose on the third day and talked about their behavior?

Yall nailed it.

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Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

Why is trigonometry so hard to talk about?

You always end up going off onto tangents.

How many didn't?

Ten. (Shame this one doesn't work too well for reddit - the funniest part of this joke is the third punchline enjoying people struggle to understand what the hell you're talking about.)

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What's Serena Williams' favorite time of day?

Ten-ish.

What's Snoop Dogg's favorite time of day?

Tree O'clock!

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What do you call the crucified baby Jesus?

Baby on board.

Why were all the ladies attracted to Jesus?

Because he was hung like this. (Hold your arms out wide)

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

What's the difference between Jesus and his portrait ?

His portrait only need one nail

Why didn't Jesus like to play hockey?

He didn't like getting nailed to the boards.

Rise Jokes More Rise Jokes

What is better than a rose on a guitarist?

Tulips on my pianist.

How did the Chinese atheist get to heaven?

Jesus said to him "Behold! I am risen!" and he said "That's nice I don't bereave you."

Roman Jokes More Roman Jokes

What did the Roman say when the Greek accused him of stealing his gods?

It was all a myth-take!

How did the Roman cut his hair?

Caesar