What did jesus say to the romans after he rose on the third day and talked about their behavior?

Yall nailed it.

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How many drummers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three. 1 to screw it in and 2 to talk about how much better Neil Peart could've done it

How to elephants talk to each other ?

By 'elephone !

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What's longer than most relationships these days?

This status.

Why did Peter Parker get fired?

He spent all day on the web.

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What if they found the face of Jesus in a piece of toast but it was *actually* Jesus?

This is my body, I'm nice with jam."

Why are churches never broke?

Because Jesus saves.

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Why didn't Jesus ever play in the NHL?

because every time he tried he got nailed to the boards!

What did the Romans say to each other after crucifying Jesus?

Nailed it!"

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How should a feudal lord deal with it when the serfs rise up?

Hang ten.

Why couldn't the birthday clown make balloon animals for the children?

With the rising cost of inflation he couldn't afford it anymore.

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What do you call a smiling Roman with a hair in his teeth?

Gladiator.

What did the old Frankish barbarians say to the Roman invasion?

You don't have the to do it!"