What did jesus say to the romans after he rose on the third day and talked about their behavior?

Yall nailed it.

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What would gold say if it could talk?

A-U" :

Why do they say cleanliness is next to godliness?

Because every time i talk dirty to my wife she tells me to go to hell.

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What did the Momma buffalo say to the baby buffalo on his first day of school?

Bye Son (Bison)

How was your day ?

And he goes: " rrrrRough "

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What would Jesus say if you angered him?

I'm Crossed."

Why did Carrie Underwood run out of cheese?

Because Jesus took the wheel.

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Why didn't Jesus like to play hockey?

He didn't like getting nailed to the boards.

Why did Jesus quit playing ice hockey?

He kept getting nailed to the boards.

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What happens when the Batman sees Catwoman?

The Dark Knight Rises.

What happens when the smog rises in Los Angeles...?

UCLA.

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What was a poor Roman citizen's favorite breakfast?

Fruity Plebbles.

How did Roman magistrates keep fit?

Pontius Pilates.