What's the difference between America and a yogurt?

After 200 years a yogurt will develop a culture.

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What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

Attire.

What's the difference between a baby and a politician?

Saying they are full of sh*t means 2 completely different things.

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Whats the Slogan for every I.T. Department in America?

Mmmm. Move Over."

Why were the Native Americans in America before us?

They had reservations.

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What's the difference between yogurt and the US?

Yogurt's got a culture. (no offence)

What is the difference between joghurt and America?

If you leave joghurt alone for 200 years, it will grow a culture!

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What's the difference between yogurt and America?

Yogurt could develop a culture after 200 years

Why is yogurt always in debt?

Because it's Greek.

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What's the difference between Americans and Brits?

Brits think 200 miles is a long distance, Americans think 200 years is a long time.

What's the difference between the United States and a yogurt?

That after 200 years, a yogurt can actually build a community. Haha, happy late 4th of July.

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What is the difference between Ellen Pao her brain and Aids?

Aids develops itself

What's the difference between america and a yoghurt?

A yoghurt develops a culture After sitting there for 100 years.