Whats the difference between white people and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it will develop its own cultures without having to resort to stealing others.

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What's the difference between a millennial and a mutual fund?

A mutual fund will eventually mature and make money

What's the difference between a sperm bank and an regular bank?

When you start to make deposits at the sperm bank, you loose interest

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Why do bagpipers leave their cases on their dashboards?

A. So they can park in handicapped zones.

How does the balance sheet of a bank look like as of today?

On the left side there's nothing right and on the right side there's nothing left...

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Whats the difference between white people and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it will develop its own cultures without having to resort to stealing others.

Whats white and cant climb trees?

A fridge --

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Why do white people hate being called crackers?

Because they find it insaltine.

Why do aliens only abduct white people?

Because they are easier to see in the dark.

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Why don't Blacks and Mexicans have babies?

Their kids would be too lazy to steal.

What did the stuttering Mexican say to his friend when he tried to steal his food?

These are nacho-nachos.

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Whats the difference between white people and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it will develop its own cultures without having to resort to stealing others.

What's the difference between Americans and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it'll grow a culture

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What is the difference between a yogurt and america?

If you leave the yogurt for 100 years alone, it develops a culture.

Whats the difference between white people and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it will develop its own cultures without having to resort to stealing others.

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Whats the difference between America and Yogurt?

If you leave Yogurt alone for 200 years, it develops a culture.

What's the difference between the United States and some yoghurt?

After 200 years, the Yoghurt develops a culture.

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What's the difference between white people and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it will finally develop its own cultures

Whats the difference between America and Yogurt?

If you leave Yogurt alone for 200 years, it develops a culture.

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Whats the difference between white people and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it will develop its own cultures without having to resort to stealing others.

What did the conductor do when half of the cello section called in sick a week before a major concert?

He was forced to resort to excessive violins.