What did the roach say after a series of disappointing hotel stays?

This is my last resort.

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What did the roach say after a series of disappointing hotel stays?

This is my last resort.

When you have the choice between cleaning the bath or doing some sport... which series do you watch ?

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What did the conductor do when half of the cello section called in sick a week before a major concert?

He was forced to resort to excessive violins.

What did the muslim man say when he arrived at his resort in Hawaii?

Aloha Snackbar!

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How many roaches does it take to screw in a light bulb?

2 but how they got in the light bulb I will never know

Why would atomic weapons be useless against Turkish rebels?

Because roaches can survive nuclear radiation.