What did the roach say after a series of disappointing hotel stays?

This is my last resort.

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What's the difference between most complex life forms, and the internet?

Most complex life forms are a tube within a tube, and the internet is more like a series of tubes.

When you have the choice between cleaning the bath or doing some sport... which series do you watch ?

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Whats the difference between white people and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it will develop its own cultures without having to resort to stealing others.

What did the conductor do when half of the cello section called in sick a week before a major concert?

He was forced to resort to excessive violins.

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Why would atomic weapons be useless against Turkish rebels?

Because roaches can survive nuclear radiation.

What's the only thing worse than finding a roach in your food?

Finding half of a roach in your food.