What is the difference between a feminist and a machist?

The second lacks the hypocrisy of the first.

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What's the difference between a midget chess team and a ladies track team?

One is a group of cunning little runts.... the other is a group of running little C

What's the difference between Voldemort and Tyrion Lannister?

One had a horcrux, the other had a whorecrush..

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How can you tell a sumo wrestler from a feminist?

A sumo wrestler shaves his legs.

Why have sumo wrestlers began shaving their legs?

They were getting tired of being mistaken for feminists

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Why do women love Jordan Spieth?

Because he came second.

Who is the coolest guy in the Hospital?

A. The Ultra Sound guy. Q. Who is the second coolest? A. The Hip replacement dude.

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Why don't biology and physics get on?

They lack chemistry.

Why are blind people bad at math?

Because they lack da-vision.

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How do you spell hypocrisy?

R-E-L-I-G-I-O-N

What is the difference between a feminist and a machist?

The second lacks the hypocrisy of the first.