The second lacks the hypocrisy of the first.
Batman can go into a convenience store without Robin.
When the train announces an arriving "Station", you can see it.
Right away.
Laughing stock. What do you call a grumpy cow? A Feminist
Second Caribou: Micky Moth!
It lacks body
Nothing, as tomatoes lack any ability to communicate.
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