What's the difference between Michael Brown and Darren Wilson?

Only one of them knows how to dodge a bullet.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is this the difference between America and Greece?

15 years.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon?

Well the first noticeable difference is that the watermelon tastes better.

Bullet Jokes More Bullet Jokes

Who slept with my wife?

and in the background someone replied "You ain't got enough bullets."

What was the last thing that went through the hostages head?

A bullet.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What do you call it when a deer knows karate?

Tae-fawn-doe

What did off-center say to tilted?

I don't know either he told me to askew!"

Dodge Jokes More Dodge Jokes

Who is the prettiest of my friends?

Me: your mother, why W: Stop acting like you're 12. M: (thinking) I dodged that bullet again.

What's Piccolo's preferred type of car?

DODGE!!!

Darren Wilson Jokes More Darren Wilson Jokes

What game is all the rage with the Ferguson rioters?

Truth or Darren Wilson.

What's the difference between officer Darren Wilson and Michael Brown?

Officer Wilson can dodge a bullet

Michael Brown Jokes More Michael Brown Jokes

What's the difference between Michael Brown and Darren Wilson?

Only one of them knows how to dodge a bullet.

What's black and full of holes?

Michael Brown