What's the difference between a porcupine and a Hummer?

The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

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What's the difference between a chick pea and a potato?

You would pay to have a potato on you...

What's the difference between one yard and two yards?

A: A fence.

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Why do big trucks have nuts on the trailer hitch, but no shaft?

Because the prick's behind the wheel

Why is the mens bathroom such an angry place?

It's where all the pricks hang out.

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What's the difference between a pineapple and the White House?

A pineapples pricks are on the outside.

What's black on the outside, green on the inside and can go through walls?

Ghost avocado.

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What do you call a cross between a skunk, a wolverine, and a porcupine?

Sir" from a distance.

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Porsche?

With the porcupine, the pricks are on the outside.

Hummer Jokes More Hummer Jokes

Why did the hummer cross the river?

For the insurance money.

Why does the prosecutor only choose jurors who drive Hummers?

So that there's no chance of a hung jury