What's the difference between a porcupine and a Hummer?

The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a 3 figure and a 4-figure suit?

1 figure, literally and figuratively.

Whats the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bathtub?

One has hope in her soul, the other has soap in her hole.

Prick Jokes More Prick Jokes

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Ferrarri?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside.

Whats the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?

BMWs have the pricks on the inside!

Outside Jokes More Outside Jokes

What's the difference between a hedgehog and a Jeep?

With the hedgehog the pricks can be seen on the outside and with a Jeep the prick can be seen on the inside.

What's the difference between a hedgehog and a limo?

A hedgehogs got pricks on the outside.

Porcupine Jokes More Porcupine Jokes

What's the difference between BMWs and porcupines?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside.

What do you get when you cross a pig and a Christmas tree?

a porcupine

Hummer Jokes More Hummer Jokes

What's the difference between a Hummer and a cactus?

A cactus has all the pricks on the outside.

Why did the hummer cross the river?

For the insurance money.