What's the difference between a porcupine and a Hummer?

The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between Windows 95 and Windows 98?

A: 3 years

Why did the philanthropist learn how to subtract?

Because he wanted to make a difference. My first original, time for open mic!

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Why do big trucks have nuts on the trailer hitch, but no shaft?

Because the prick's behind the wheel

Whats the difference between an Audi and a porcupine?

With a porcupine, the pricks are on the outside

Outside Jokes More Outside Jokes

What's furry on the outside.. Wet on the inside.. Starts with a C... Ends with a T... And has U &amp N in-between?

A coconut!

Which side of the chicken has more feathers?

The outside.

Porcupine Jokes More Porcupine Jokes

What is the difference between Courtney Love and a porcupine?

A porcupines needle won't give you AIDS

What's the difference between a porcupine and a ferrari?

The porcupine has pricks on the outside.

Hummer Jokes More Hummer Jokes

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Hummer?

The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

Why did the hummer cross the river?

For the insurance money.