What's the difference between a porcupine and a Hummer?

The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Everyone can roast beef, but no one can pea soup.

What's the difference between an Irish guy dying in a play, and you getting laid?

One's a tragic Mick...

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What's the difference between hematologists and urologists?

A hematologist pricks fingers.

What's got two wings, a tail and twenty five pricks?

England's return flight.

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What's white on the outside, black on the inside and soon to be orange all over?

1600 Pennsylvania Ave.

What starts with a 'C', contains the letters U, N, and T, is hairy on the outside, and soft on the inside?

A coconut!

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What kind of tree smells like bacon?

Original ) A Porcupine!

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Hummer?

The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a Hummer?

The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

What do you get when you cross a squirrel with a Hummer?

A gray and red hairy paste.