What's black on the outside and white on the inside?

Whitney Houston's nose

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a Prius?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside

What is the outside of a tree called?

Student:I don't know. Teacher: Bark, my child, bark. Student: Bow, wow, wow.

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Why are all these people dead on the inside?

Sir, this is a morgue."

Whats the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?

BMWs have the pricks on the inside!

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What's Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination?

HAAAAAAAAAAAND EYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

What's the difference between Whitney Houston and Amy Winehouse?

About 204 days.