What's black on the outside and white on the inside?

Whitney Houston's nose

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Outside Jokes More Outside Jokes

What's the Difference between a cactus, and a BMW?

A cactus has the prick on the outside.

What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW full of lawyers?

A: The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

Inside Jokes More Inside Jokes

Why are all these people dead on the inside?

Sir, this is a morgue."

What's black on the outside, green on the inside and can go through walls?

Ghost avocado.

Whitney Houston Jokes More Whitney Houston Jokes

What was Whitney Houston's favourite kind of co-ordination?

Haaaaannnnndd eeeyyyyyyeeeeee

What did Whitney Houston's coroner say as he unbuckled his belt?

It's not right, but it's OK