What's black on the outside and white on the inside?

Whitney Houston's nose

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How many hairs are in a dog's tail?

None. They are all on the outside.

How was 9/11 an inside job?

If the planes came from the outside.

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What's the difference between me and a cardboard box?

A cardboard box isn't always empty on the inside. :(

What is ye difference between a porcupine and a porsche?

The pricks are in the inside of the Porsche.

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What is Whitney Houston's favorite coordination?

HAND-EYYYYEEEEE-EEEE-IIIII!!!

What do Whitney Houston and Jeremy Clarkson have in common?

They were both on Top Gear.