Whitney Houston Jokes

What's Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination?

HAAAAAAAAAAAND EYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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What's Whitney Houston's favourite type of coordination?

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND EEEEEEEEEEEEEEYEEEEEEEEE

What do Whitney Houston and Jeremy Clarkson have in common?

They were both on Top Gear.

What is Whitney Houston's favorite coordination?

HAND-EYYYYEEEEE-EEEE-IIIII!!!

How did Whitney Houston take the drugs?

All at once.

What's Whitney Houston's favourite coordination?

Handiiiiiiiiiiiii-iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

What is Whitney Houston's favorite kind of coordination?

Hand EYEEEEEIIIEEE.....

What is Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination?

HAND EEEEEEEEEEYYYYYEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

What's Whitney Houston's favourite type of co-ordination?

HAND EYEEEEE..........

What's Whitney Houston's favourite form of coordination?

HAAAAAND EYEEEEEEE!

What's Whitney Houston's favorite type of co-ordination?

HAAAANNNNNNNDDDDDDDDD EYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's the difference between Whitney Houston and a black widow?

Nothing. Neither can climb out of a bathtub.

What's Whitney Houston's favorite car?

Hyuuuuuuundaaaaaiiiieeeiiii

What was Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination?

HAND EYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYE.

What do Whitney Houston and Michael Jackson have in common?

They both spent a fortune making their noses more white.

What did Whitney Houston's coroner say as he unbuckled his belt?

It's not right, but it's OK

What's the difference between Whitney Houston and Amy Winehouse?

About 204 days.

What's the difference between Whitney Houston and Houston, TX?

Houston, TX will once again reach 98 degrees.

What was Whitney Houston's biggest hit?

Her last one

What do Whitney Houston and Antarctica have in common?

100% chance of snow

What is the difference between my car and Whitney Houston?

My car can hit 50.

What's the difference between Whitney houston and my car?

My car can make it to 50.

What's the difference between Ozzy Osborne and Whitney Houston?

One plays hard rock, the other is rock hard.

What is Pink and lies on the doormat?

Whitney Houston's Valentines Day Cards

What's Whitney Houston's favorite coordination?

Hand eyyyyyyyyyyeeeeee......

What's Whitney Houston's favorite form of coordination?

HAAAAANNNNND EEEYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEYYYYEEE

What's black on the outside and white on the inside?

Whitney Houston's nose

Why can't Whitney Houston be a pharmacist?

She over doses

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Whitney Houston?

Oc The rock Neil was on made him famous, the rock she was on made her dead.

What's Whitney Houston's favorite kind of coordination?

HAND-EEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEE

Who are your favorite underground artists?

Mine are Michael Jackson and Whitney Houston

What was Whitney Houston's favourite kind of co-ordination?

Haaaaannnnndd eeeyyyyyyeeeeee

What is Whitney Houston's best kind of coordination?

Hand EYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEE

Why is Whitney Houston good at video games?

One of her strong suits is HAAND EEEEEEEYYYEEEE coordination.

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HAND-EEEEEYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEE

What's Whitney Houstons favourite kind of co-ordination?

Haaand eeeeeeyeeee

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What's Whitney Houston's favorite kind of coordination?

HAND-EEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEE

What is Whitney Houston's favorite kind of coordination?

Hand EYEEEEEIIIEEE.....

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What's Whitney Houstons favourite kind of co-ordination?

Haaand eeeeeeyeeee

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FLY, YOU FOOLS!

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Why can't you hear a viola on a digital recording?

A: Recording technology has reached such an advanced level of development that all extraneous noise is eliminated.

Why did the skydiver die before reaching the ground?

Because he reached terminal velocity.