What's the difference between Whitney Houston and a black widow?

Nothing. Neither can climb out of a bathtub.

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What's the difference between Audi drivers and a cactus?

Audi drivers have pricks on the inside

What's the difference between juice and cider?

I can't go deep in juice.

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Why did the blonde climb up to the roof of the bar?

She heard that the drinks were on the house.

What did Mario say to Yoshi when he started climbing the Cherry tree?

X-post r/landscaping) Yoshino!!!

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When a dirty kid has finished taking a bath what is still dirty?

The bathtub.

What's the difference between a lady in church and a lady in a bathtub?

The lady in church has hope in her soul.

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What's the difference between Whitney Houston and Amy Winehouse?

About 204 days.

Why can't Whitney Houston be a pharmacist?

She over doses

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What sound does a black widow make?

My husband be dead

Why isn't Spiderman in the Avengers?

Because a black widow has no husband.