What's the difference between Whitney Houston and a black widow?

Nothing. Neither can climb out of a bathtub.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between a burglar and an ex-wife?

At least the burglar has the decency to leave you the house.

What is the difference between a women driving strawberries?

None, both are collect in a field.

Climb Jokes More Climb Jokes

Why did the mountain climber quit halfway through his climb?

He really wasn't feeling up to it.

Why can't rock climbing instructors get dates?

Because they rappel men and women.

Bathtub Jokes More Bathtub Jokes

What's the difference between a nun and a woman in a bathtub?

The nun has hope in her soul!

When a dirty kid has finished taking a bath what is still dirty?

The bathtub.

Whitney Houston Jokes More Whitney Houston Jokes

What's Whitney Houston's favorite car?

Hyuuuuuuundaaaaaiiiieeeiiii

What's Whitney Houston's favorite kind of coordination?

HAND-EEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEE

Black Widow Jokes More Black Widow Jokes

Why isn't Spiderman in the Avengers?

Because a black widow has no husband.

What sound does a black widow make?

My husband be dead