What's the difference between Whitney Houston and a black widow?

Nothing. Neither can climb out of a bathtub.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?

About 60 pounds.

What's the difference between a magicians wand and a police baton?

The magician's wand is used for cunning stunts

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How does a elephant hide in the jungle?

2.What is the Loudest sound in the jungle 1.Paints its balls red and climbs up a apple tree. 2.Tarzan picking apples.

Why do dinosaurs climb trees?

There's nothing else to climb in the jungle.

Bathtub Jokes More Bathtub Jokes

What do you do with an epileptic in a bathtub?

Laundry.

What do my toaster and I have in common?

We both like to be in the same bathtub at the same time.

Whitney Houston Jokes More Whitney Houston Jokes

What's the difference between Whitney Houston and Houston, TX?

Houston, TX will once again reach 98 degrees.

What is Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination?

HAND EEEEEEEEEEYYYYYEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

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Why does Black Widow love sitting on Captain America's shield?

Because it's made out of vibranium.

What do you call a black widow trapped in a bowl of noodles?

Natasha Ramenoff