What's the difference between a lady in church and a lady in a bathtub?

The lady in church has hope in her soul.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Ann Coulter and shooting arrows at lovers?

Shooting arrows at lovers is a Cupid stunt.

What's the difference between a woman in a bathtub and a woman in a church?

The woman in church has hope in her soul.

Church Jokes More Church Jokes

What do you call a Batman that leaves church early?

A Christian bail

Why did the eagle fly into the church?

It was a bird of pray

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

What's the difference between a woman coming out of church and a woman taking a bath?

The woman coming out of church as hope in her soul!

What's the difference between a woman in the bath and a woman at church?

Well... the woman at church has hope in her soul.

Bathtub Jokes More Bathtub Jokes

What do you do when an epileptic is having a seizure in the bathtub?

Throw your dirty laundry in there with some detergent.

What's the difference between a nun and a woman in a bathtub?

The nun has hope in her soul!

Soul Jokes More Soul Jokes

What's the difference between a woman in the bath and a woman at church?

Well... the woman at church has hope in her soul.

What's the difference between a nun and a woman in a bathtub?

The nun has hope in her soul!

Lady Jokes More Lady Jokes

What do you say to a lady that has to make 100 shirts by tomorrow?

you seamstressed

Why are the ladies thirsty so thirsty for my love?

It's Minute Made