What's the difference between a lady in church and a lady in a bathtub?

The lady in church has hope in her soul.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a cow and September 11?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years.

Whats the difference between a noose and a leash?

How high you tie it on a tree.

Church Jokes More Church Jokes

What do you call a Batman that leaves church before its over?

A Christian Bale

Why don't ants go to church?

Because they are insects.

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

What is the difference between a woman in church and a woman in a bathtub?

Answer: One has hope in her soul the other has soap in her hole.

What you hope someone might say about you when they approach your casket?

Hey, I think he moved.

Bathtub Jokes More Bathtub Jokes

What do you call James Bond in the bathtub?

Bubble-0-7

What do you do with an epileptic in a bathtub?

Laundry.

Soul Jokes More Soul Jokes

Why do you never see red headed Jazz musicians?

They have no soul...

Why do Black people like Kia so much?

Because it has Soul.

Lady Jokes More Lady Jokes

Why were all the ladies attracted to Jesus?

Because he was hung like this. (Hold your arms out wide)

What do hip pigs call their ladies?

Fine swine.