Throw in a load of laundry.
Because he always gets his martini shaken, not stirred.
a milkshake
Throw in your laundry.
Laundry, because you have to sort the whites from the colors.
Donald Ducks I'll show myself out
One guy threw down his hand and another laughed his head off. This was my best friend's favorite joke when she was little apparently.
He gives it an F5
The washing machine doesn't get upset if I dump a load in it and never call back
Throw in the laundry.
100. One to actually clean it, and 99 to talk about how dirty it is.