How do they get to smoke their cigarettes?

They throw one cigarette overboard, which make the boat a cigarette lighter.

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What happens when you smoke pot in Saudi Arabia?

You get stoned.

What do you call someone who's never smoked weed?

ilLITerate

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Why was the belt thrown in jail?

A: He held up a pair of pants.

Why did the artist throw his eraser away?

Because it wasn't

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What came first?

A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face. The egg, looking a bit ticked off, grabs the sheet, rolls over and says ... "Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question!"

How do you find out what's in an e-cigarette?

Just ask someone not to smoke it next to you.

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What do you call a boat whose captain has no idea what he's doing and works for free?

The Internship

What did the upset horse use to row his boat?

A saddle.