How do they get to smoke their cigarettes?

They throw one cigarette overboard, which make the boat a cigarette lighter.

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What came first?

A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face. The egg, looking a bit ticked off, grabs the sheet, rolls over and says ... "Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question!"

Why did the duck get arrested?

because he was smoking quack!

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What happened to the baseball played who was unfaithful to his wife?

He was thrown out at home. - His two balls got a strike.

Why did the Italian get thrown out of the hotel?

He said "I wanna two sheet onna the bed".

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What did the Alabama woman say when she lost her virginity?

Dad you're crushing my cigarettes.

What is a hippies favourite type of cigarette?

Yours :P

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Where do boats go when they're sick?

The Doc

What did George Washington say to his men just before they got in the boat?

Men, get in the boat!"