How do they get to smoke their cigarettes?

They throw one cigarette overboard, which make the boat a cigarette lighter.

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Why did the rancher stop attending poker night with his marijuana smoking steers?

The steaks were getting too damn high.

Why shouldn't ISIS be destroying ancient Mesopotamian buildings?

Because it's frowned upon in Islam to smoke ziggurats.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

Why did little timmy fall off his bike?

Because someone threw a canoe at him !

What's something you can drive, but also throw?

A Fit!!!!!!!!!!

Cigarette Jokes More Cigarette Jokes

What do you call a statue of Jesus made out of cigarettes?

Holy smokes.

Why did the man smoke a cigarette in Beijing?

To get some fresh air

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

What do you call a bull that's sent overseas by boat?

Shipped beef!

What do you call a machine that automatically paddles your boat?

A row bot.