What did the rabbit say to the carrot?

It's been nice gnawing you.

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Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

What do you call it when a deer and a rabbit runaway together?

Jackaloping

Why couldn't the rabbit fly home for Easter?

He didn't have the hare fare.

Carrot Jokes More Carrot Jokes

How do you lead a horse to water?

With carrots

What did the rabbit say to the carrot?

It's been nice gnawing you.

Gnaw Jokes More Gnaw Jokes

What artistic dog chews a lot and follows the rules of the farm where it lives?

A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!

What does Dracula say to his victims?

It's been nice gnawing you.