What is orange and sounds like a parrot?

A carrot. :

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What sound does an Italian make when you shoot him?

Wop

What is orange and sounds like a parrot?

A carrot. :

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What did the parrot say when he saw a duck?

Polly want a quacker!

What is orange and sounds like a parrot?

A carrot. :

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What kinds of vegetables did Ghandi prefer?

Peace and carrots... Thought this up at work today. I'm sure it's been done before but it made me chuckle...

What's the difference between a rabbit on a treadmill and a rabbit with a carrot stuck up its nose?

One is a fit bunny and the other is a bit funny