What is orange and sounds like a parrot?

A carrot. :

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What sound does a Nintendo Ambulence make?

Wii U, Wii U, Wii U, Wii U.

Why does carpet never make a sound?

It's the world's quietest pervert.

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Why didn't the parrot want the black guy to buy him?

Polly want a Cracker.

What do you call a parrot when it has dried itself after a bath?

Polly unsaturated!

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What kinds of vegetables did Ghandi prefer?

Peace and carrots... Thought this up at work today. I'm sure it's been done before but it made me chuckle...

How do you make a ginger snap?

Call them "carrot top"