What is orange and sounds like a parrot?

A carrot. :

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What sound does a frog make while jacking off?

Rubbit Rubbit

What’s brown and sounds like a bell?

Dung!

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What's the definition of Parity?

Two parrots exactly the same!

What do you call a parrot wearing a raincoat?

Polyunsaturated

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What did the carrot say to the DJ?

Lettuce Turnip The Beet

What do you call an elephant with a carrot in each ear ?

Anything you want as he can't hear you !