What's the difference between a rabbit on a treadmill and a rabbit with a carrot stuck up its nose?

One is a fit bunny and the other is a bit funny

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops after three ho's.

What's the difference between cancer and black people?

Cancer got Jobs.

Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

How easy is it to get a song stuck in your head?

It's only a weem away.

What part of a chicken is a musical instrument?

The drumstick. (Had this joke stuck in my head for a while so felt like sharing it.)

Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

Why isn't your nose 12 inches long?

Because then it would be a foot

What does God call his nose?

God knows.

Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

How does a frog greet a rabbit during the holiday season?

Hoppy holidays, and have a hoppin New Hare! Happy holidays everyone.

What do you get if you cross a rabbit and a flea ?

Bugs Bunny !

Carrot Jokes More Carrot Jokes

What is orange and sounds like a parrot?

A carrot. :

What is worse than a carrot that smells like a snow women?

One that smells like a snow man.