What's the difference between a rabbit on a treadmill and a rabbit with a carrot stuck up its nose?

One is a fit bunny and the other is a bit funny

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Windows 8.1 and Windows 10?

The start menu.

What's the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bathtub?

The woman in church has hope in her soul... The woman In the bathtub has soap in her hole.

Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What do you call a stick that's good at algebra..?

AN ARITHMESTICK.

How is a chronic disease unlike the 9th Doctor, but like the 10th Doctor?

It sticks around for more than 1 Season, and doesn't want to go.

Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

Why do elephants squirt water through their noses?

If they squirted it through their tails it'd be very difficult to aim.

Why do aardvarks make undesirable neighbors?

Because they always have their noses in other people's business!

Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

Why didn't the rabbit want to mate outside?

Because it was Frigid

What do you call a group of rabbits backing up?

A Receding hairline

Carrot Jokes More Carrot Jokes

What's invisible and smells like carrots?

bunny farts

What did the guy who didn't like vegetables say?

I don't really carrot all for vegetables."