What's the difference between a rabbit on a treadmill and a rabbit with a carrot stuck up its nose?

One is a fit bunny and the other is a bit funny

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Princess Diana?

Tiger Woods had a better driver!

Whats the difference between chinese people and racism?

Racism has many faces

Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What's brown and sticky?

A stick.

How do you make a baby drink?

A: Stick it in the blender.

Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

What does a ghost pick out of his nose?

Boo-gers

What is a man's ultimate shame?

When he runs into a wall with a hard-on and grabs his nose first!

Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

What weighs 35 tons has four fuzzy ears and is 80 million years old?

Two rabbits riding a brontosaurus.

What does a television have in common with a rabbit?

His ears! Yes, this is a real joke I got from a Laffy Taffy wrapper today, not 30 years ago. I did not laugh.

Carrot Jokes More Carrot Jokes

What did the rabbit say to the carrot?

It's been nice gnawing you.

Why the rabbits love Selena Gomez?

im farting carrots, im farting carrots...