What is worse than a carrot that smells like a snow women?

One that smells like a snow man.

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How do elephants smell?

A: Really bad.

What's long, green, slimy and smells like pork?

Kermit the frog's finger

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What kinds of vegetables did Ghandi prefer?

Peace and carrots... Thought this up at work today. I'm sure it's been done before but it made me chuckle...

What do you get if you cross a cat with a parrot ?

A carrot !

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Why aren't snowmen called snow women?

Because they're in the kitchen melting.

What's the difference between snowmen and snow women?

Snow balls. Ha

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How did the snow man get to school?

He took his icicle

What did one Snow Man say to the other?

Hey, you smell carrots