What is worse than a carrot that smells like a snow women?

One that smells like a snow man.

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What do you call breads ability to smell?

Naan sense!

What's green, slimey and smells like pork?

Kermit's finger.

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What key opens a banana?

A monkey. What key opens a carrot? A donkey.

What did one snowman say to the other snow man?

Do you smell carrot?

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Why aren't snowmen called snow women?

Because they're in the kitchen melting.

What is the difference between snow men and snow women?

Snowballs

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What's the difference between snow men and snow women?

Snow balls.

What did one Snow Man say to the other?

Hey, you smell carrots