What's long, green, slimy and smells like pork?

Kermit the frog's finger

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What's green and furry and smells like pig?

Kermit the Frog's finger

Why doesn't Kermit the Frog like elephants ?

They always want to play leap frog with him

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Why does Piglet smell so bad?

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What is green and smells like pork?

Kermit The Frog's finger.

What's green and smells like pork?

Kermit the frog

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What's green, slimy, and smells like bacon?

Kermit The Frog's fingers.

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Kermit the Frog's finger