Frog Finger Jokes

What's slimy, long and smells like pork?

Kermit the Frog's Finger.

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What's green and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's fingers.

What's long, green, slimy and smells like pork?

Kermit the frog's finger

What's green, slimy, and smells like bacon?

Kermit The Frog's fingers.

What's green, slimy and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs finger (shoutout to Hesher)

What do Kermit The Frog'S fingers smell like?

Bacon.

What is long, green, and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's fingers.

What is green and slimy and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frog's finger...

Whats long and green and smells like pork?

Kermit the frogs finger.

What's slimy cold long and smells like pork?

Kermit the frogs finger...

What's Slimy, cold, green, and smells like pork?

A: Kermit the Frog's Finger

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What is Green...and Smells Like Pork?

What is Green...and Smells Like Pork? Kermit the Frog's Finger!!

What's long, green and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's finger.

What's green and furry and smells like pig?

Kermit the Frog's finger

What's long, green and smells like pork?

Kermit the frogs fingers"

What's green and smells like ham?

Kermit the frog's finger

What's green, fuzzy, and stinks of pork?

Kermit the frog's finger

What's long green and smells like pork scratchings?

Kermit the frogs finger.

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Kermit the frog's finger

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Whats green, three inches long and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs middle finger.

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Kermit's finger.

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What is 40ft long and smells like urine?

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