Frog Finger Jokes

What's slimy, long and smells like pork?

Kermit the Frog's Finger.

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What's green and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's fingers.

What's long, green, slimy and smells like pork?

Kermit the frog's finger

What's green, slimy, and smells like bacon?

Kermit The Frog's fingers.

What's green, slimy and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs finger (shoutout to Hesher)

What do Kermit The Frog'S fingers smell like?

Bacon.

What is long, green, and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's fingers.

What is green and slimy and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frog's finger...

Whats long and green and smells like pork?

Kermit the frogs finger.

What's slimy cold long and smells like pork?

Kermit the frogs finger...

What's Slimy, cold, green, and smells like pork?

A: Kermit the Frog's Finger

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What is Green...and Smells Like Pork?

What is Green...and Smells Like Pork? Kermit the Frog's Finger!!

What's long, green and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's finger.

What's green and furry and smells like pig?

Kermit the Frog's finger

What's long, green and smells like pork?

Kermit the frogs fingers"

What's green and smells like ham?

Kermit the frog's finger

What's green, fuzzy, and stinks of pork?

Kermit the frog's finger

What's long green and smells like pork scratchings?

Kermit the frogs finger.

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What has eight arms and tells the time?

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Why is the whole battalion yellow and slimy?

Me: I mustard the troops. General: ... Me: Just as you told me to, sir.

What is Green, Slimy, and smells like Bacon?

Kermit's finger.

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Why did Tony cross the road?

To get to the other side. He then turned around, stuck up his middle finger and said, "Hah, you were all expecting a joke, and all you got was an Anthony joke!"

Whats green, three inches long and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs middle finger.

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What is Green and Oblong?

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What is Green...and Smells Like Pork?

What is Green...and Smells Like Pork? Kermit the Frog's Finger!!

Pork Jokes More Pork Jokes

Why aren't there any Muslim feminists?

Pork is haram

What smells like pork?

Kermits finger

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What's black and smells like Shiraz?

Tyrone Lannister

What does a new Tesla car smells like?

Elon Musk

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What do you call bacon wrapped frog legs?

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Whats green, three inches long and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs middle finger.

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Why was the pig unhappy in the Minors?

Because he wants to play in the Pig Leagues.

What does the horse call the pigs on his farm?

Neigh-boars.