What is Green and Oblong?

A well disguised orange!

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What do you call spaghetti disguised as linguine?

Faux-teccine

What's yellow on the outside and grey on the inside ?

An elephant disguised as a banana !

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Why did the old man get kicked off the nudist colony's golf course?

He kept leaving ball marks on the greens.

What is red... And smells like green paint?

Red paint! Whats green, and smells like red paint Green paint :) Can't believe how many time I switch to the second, and they don't get it!