What is Green and Oblong?

A well disguised orange!

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How did a Chinese spy disguise himself as an Arab in America?

He became a Muslim.

What did the SI7 Agent say to a piece of bread in a costume?

Heh, disguised toast.

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Why should a good driver always carry weed in his car?

So he always hits the green when he's driving.

What did the Red light say to the Green light?

Don't look at me I'm changing!