Heh, disguised toast.
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Because eventually, its cover would be blown.
Mascarpone
A sheopard.
Infrognito.
He became a Muslim.
In disguise.
A well disguised orange!
They disguise themselves as uncles!
A: A red bucket in disguise.
An orange in disguise! Boom!!!
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A police dog in disguise.
Disguise!
An elephant disguised as a banana !
Faux-teccine
Pesto chango
Spaghetti that winds itself around your fork.
Oranges have thick skin. Let the downvotes fly, people! You've only got one! Edit: Did not expect this joke to get this good of a reception. Thanks, guys!
A parroty error
Mascarpone!
Ya herd one, ya herd em all.
Nobody's herd.
Because he wasn't an Amirkhan
The star has a bright future.
You burn some fagots Look up the definition before commenting/down voting...
He doesn't want to look down on the unemployed.
The man replies: it's back there, I'm just going to get the water! (This is a true story, my uncle really said this)
I'm burning, I'm burning, I'm burning Beru.
When you run over a dog you don't have to go back and get the GoPro.
Because diamonds are a woman's best friend.