Disguise Jokes

What did the SI7 Agent say to a piece of bread in a costume?

Heh, disguised toast.

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Why can't a Samsung be disguised as an iPhone?

Because eventually, its cover would be blown.

What kind of cheese would you use to disguise a small horse?

Mascarpone

What do you call a big cat disguised to blend in with a herd of sheep?

A sheopard.

What do you call an amphibian in disguise?

Infrognito.

How did a Chinese spy disguise himself as an Arab in America?

He became a Muslim.

What do you call a plane on a secret mission?

In disguise.

What is Green and Oblong?

A well disguised orange!

How do ants hide from aardvarks?

They disguise themselves as uncles!

What's blue and looks like a bucket?

A: A red bucket in disguise.

What's blue and square?

An orange in disguise! Boom!!!

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Which dog looks like a cat?

A police dog in disguise.

Who has two thumbs and wears a mask?

Disguise!

What's yellow on the outside and grey on the inside ?

An elephant disguised as a banana !

What do you call spaghetti disguised as linguine?

Faux-teccine

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Where do Muslim people go when they die?

Everywhere

Why are Muslim men allowed 4 wives?

Because "Islam gives women equal rights!"

Thumb Jokes More Thumb Jokes

Who's got two thumbs and finds this joke funny?

Not this guy!" -Thumb amputee victim

What should we call the big finger?

Thumb' seems as good as any." "Impressive. What about this smallest one " "PINKY!" "............."

Bucket Jokes More Bucket Jokes

What did grandpa say before he kicked the bucket?

How far do you think i can kick this bucket Also, Why did the chicken cross the road He was in the bucket(/spoiler)

What's red and looks like a bucket?

A: A red bucket.

Arab Jokes More Arab Jokes

How many Arabs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

1.. 2.. 3.. BOOM

What did the Arab say to his goat?

Jihad Me at hello

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why do Canadian cops not need to wear body cameras?

Because Tim Hortons already has cameras!

Why don't girls in San Francisco wear skirts?

Their balls would fall out.

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

What do women and fuses have in common?

They blow when they get turned on.

Where did the orphans go after the Orphanage blew up?

Everywhere

I Phone Jokes More I Phone Jokes

Why did John Snow get an iPhone?

For the watch.

What's the difference between my Grandma and the FBI?

My Grandma can unlock an iphone.

Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

How did the french guy feel when he got hit by a piece of bread?

He felt pain.

What screams "Allah Akbar" and then smashes your crockery to pieces?

A Daesh washer.