What did the SI7 Agent say to a piece of bread in a costume?

Heh, disguised toast.

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What is the most common use for pig skins?

To keep the pig in one piece.

What happens when you anger a brain surgeon?

They will give you a piece of your mind.

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How do you make a rave party in Africa?

You stick a piece of bread on the ceiling.

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I want you inside me.

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What did the SI7 Agent say to a piece of bread in a costume?

Heh, disguised toast.

What are you supposed to be?

ME: I'm not wearing a costume

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What do you call an amphibian in disguise?

Infrognito.

What's blue and square?

An orange in disguise! Boom!!!