What did the SI7 Agent say to a piece of bread in a costume?

Heh, disguised toast.

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Which actor is resting in pieces?

Alan RIPman

Why did the piece of gum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chicken.

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Why did the pilot crash the plane?

Because he was a slice of bread

What does a sandwich filling share in common with Joffrey Lannister?

They are both in bread.

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What's your costume?

Me: I'm dressed as "A total disappointment" Friend: But you always wear that Me: Yeah.

What did the SI7 Agent say to a piece of bread in a costume?

Heh, disguised toast.

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What's blue and looks like a bucket?

A: A red bucket in disguise.

What do you call an amphibian in disguise?

Infrognito.