What do you get if you cross a soldier and a scientist?

A marine biologist.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did my wife cross the road?

To go back into the first clothes shop we went into two hours ago.

What do you get if you cross a skunk with a bear ?

Winnie the Pooh !

Soldier Jokes More Soldier Jokes

What do you call a soldier with long arms?

An army soldier

Where does Joseph Kony train his soldiers?

Arizona

Scientist Jokes More Scientist Jokes

Why shouldn't you let the scientists have an antelope?

They'll turn it into a bombardeer

Why didn't the scientist tell his colleague the t-value of a test with 21 degrees of freedom and a p-value of 5%?

It was a t-crit! Thank you and goodnight!

Marine Biologist Jokes More Marine Biologist Jokes

What did the Marine Biologist say when he saw two eels making love?

It's a Moray."

Why did the marine biologist jump off a bridge?

He lost his porpoise in life.