What do you get if you cross a soldier and a scientist?

A marine biologist.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly ?

The collie wobbles !

Why did the cactus cross the road?

It got stuck to the chicken.

Soldier Jokes More Soldier Jokes

What kind of soldier doesn't need bullets?

The kind of soldier that's always shooting his mouth off.

Why so long face?

Latvian say, "I was thinking of my daughter. She has been lie with soldier for potato feed baby."

Scientist Jokes More Scientist Jokes

What'd the scientist say to the man who was frozen to absolute zero?

Are you 0K

What does the scientist say when asked if Invisibility Cloak will be applicated by the military?

Yes, but you won't see it any time soon.

Marine Biologist Jokes More Marine Biologist Jokes

What do you get if you cross a soldier and a scientist?

A marine biologist.

What did the Marine Biologist say when he saw two eels making love?

It's a Moray."