What do you get if you cross a soldier and a scientist?

A marine biologist.

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What do you get when you cross a matzo ball with LSD?

A: A trip to Israel.

Why was Jesus in such good shape when he died?

He was Cross-Fit.

Soldier Jokes More Soldier Jokes

What did the soldier use to season his fries?

A salt rifle.

Why did Will die?

Because the commanding officer told his soldiers: "Fire at will"

Scientist Jokes More Scientist Jokes

What did the scientist say when he discovered the lowest possible temperature?

OK

Why shouldn't you let the scientists have an antelope?

They'll turn it into a bombardeer

Marine Biologist Jokes More Marine Biologist Jokes

What did the Marine Biologist say when he saw two eels making love?

It's a Moray."

What do you get if you cross a soldier and a scientist?

A marine biologist.