What do you get if you cross a soldier and a scientist?

A marine biologist.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

When crossing the Delaware River why did George Washington stand up in the boat ?

He was afraid that if he sat down that someone would give him an oar to row !

What do you get if you cross a telephone with an iron?

A smooth operator!

Soldier Jokes More Soldier Jokes

What's the scariest 3 letter acronym for a soldier in Afghanistan with a 15 year old daughter at home?

IUD

Why did the Romans build straight roads ?

So their soldiers didn't go around the bend !

Scientist Jokes More Scientist Jokes

How do scientists develop chewing gum flavors?

Through ex-spear-i-mints.

What do you get if you cross a soldier and a scientist?

A marine biologist.

Marine Biologist Jokes More Marine Biologist Jokes

What did the Marine Biologist say when he saw two eels making love?

It's a Moray."

What do you get if you cross a soldier and a scientist?

A marine biologist.