What do you get if you cross a soldier and a scientist?

A marine biologist.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Triceratops and a lemon?

A. A Dino-sour 2.Q. Were do robots go to worship A. Mech-a

Why did the rooster cross the road?

He heard that the chickens at KFC were pretty hot.

Soldier Jokes More Soldier Jokes

What do you call a soldier with long arms?

An army soldier

What do you call a soldier who survived pepper spray and mustard gas?

A seasoned veteran

Scientist Jokes More Scientist Jokes

Why do people studying engineering get to already call themselves engineers?

It is not like that anywhere else. It is not like people studying science claim that they are already scientists. Or people studying the arts say they are unemployed.

Why hasn't a phone that charges itself just by scrolling the screen ever been invented?

What are our scientists doing

Marine Biologist Jokes More Marine Biologist Jokes

What did the Marine Biologist say when he saw two eels making love?

It's a Moray."

What do you get if you cross a soldier and a scientist?

A marine biologist.