What do you get if you cross a soldier and a scientist?

A marine biologist.

Previous Random Joke Next

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a bell with a bee?

A humdinger.

What do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark ?

A bird that will talk you ear off !

Soldier Jokes More Soldier Jokes

How do you drive this thing?

Two soldiers are in a tank. One turns to the other and says "GLUGGLUGBLUGBWOOABB"

What do you say to a soldier who doesn't turn up for Camouflage training?

Well done.

Scientist Jokes More Scientist Jokes

Why hasn't a phone that charges itself just by scrolling the screen ever been invented?

What are our scientists doing

Why should you pay scientists with $50 bills?

They're always looking for Grant money.

Marine Biologist Jokes More Marine Biologist Jokes

What do you get if you cross a soldier and a scientist?

A marine biologist.

What's the difference between a dog and a marine biologist?

One wags it's tail, while the other tags a whale