What do you get if you cross a soldier and a scientist?

A marine biologist.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What snake do get when cross a calculator with a steam engine?

A puff-adder

What do you get when you cross the Cosby Show with Law & Order: SVU?

Women Say the Darndest Things

Soldier Jokes More Soldier Jokes

What do you call a soldier who survives Mustard gas and pepper spray?

A seasoned veteran.

Why did the Romans pay their soldiers in salt?

So they would end up with seasoned veterans.

Scientist Jokes More Scientist Jokes

Why was the scientist allowed to use dolphins for his experiments?

Because they were for test porpoise only

What's the difference between a plumber and a scientist?

Pronounce this word: unionized

Marine Biologist Jokes More Marine Biologist Jokes

What's the difference between a dog and a marine biologist?

One wags it's tail, while the other tags a whale

Why did the marine biologist jump off a bridge?

He lost his porpoise in life.