What do you get if you cross a soldier and a scientist?

A marine biologist.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross teeth with candy ?

Dental floss !

Why did the bible cross the street?

To get to the other genocide.

Soldier Jokes More Soldier Jokes

What do you call a soldier who survives Mustard gas and pepper spray?

A seasoned veteran.

Why can't a soldier look wistfully across the horizon?

Because there are no gaze in the military

Scientist Jokes More Scientist Jokes

What did the scientist say when he discovered the lowest possible temperature?

OK

What do scientists and vegetables have in common?

Stephen Hawking

Marine Biologist Jokes More Marine Biologist Jokes

What did the Marine Biologist say when he saw two eels making love?

It's a Moray."

Why did the marine biologist jump off a bridge?

He lost his porpoise in life.