How do you drive this thing?

Two soldiers are in a tank. One turns to the other and says "GLUGGLUGBLUGBWOOABB"

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Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What happens when the Sun and the Moon get together?

They turn out the lights.

Why I love duct tape?

It can turn "No, no no!" into "mmph, mmmph, mmmph"

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What's the last thing that goes through a fly's mind when it hits a car windscreen?

Its arse.

What's the last thing you want to see on the reddit frontpage?

This joke. PS: You don't think so Prove me wrong.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why shouldn't you post to Reddit while driving?

becau

Why do lazy people only drive automatics?

Because they're shiftless.

Soldier Jokes More Soldier Jokes

What day do soldiers hate the most?

March Fourth

What does it take for a soldier in uniform to pick up a girl?

a smile and wave!

Tank Jokes More Tank Jokes

How much power does it take to move a tank?

A horse

Why does the French Military install rearview mirrors on their tanks?

So that they can see the battle.