How do you drive this thing?

Two soldiers are in a tank. One turns to the other and says "GLUGGLUGBLUGBWOOABB"

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What happened ?

Me: I turned 13....

How do they all sit?

They turn the stool upside down

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What's the last thing someone wants to hear while blowing Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson."

What's the only thing worse than a worm in your apple?

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What did C: drive say to D: drive?

Wow you looked shocked.

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and drives women wild?

deez nuts

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What do you call a soldier who survived pepper spray and mustard gas?

A seasoned veteran

Why so long face?

Latvian say, "I was thinking of my daughter. She has been lie with soldier for potato feed baby."

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How do you double the price of a Fiat?

Fill the tank

Why does the French Army install Rear-view mirrors in their Tanks?

So that they can see the battle.