How do you drive this thing?

Two soldiers are in a tank. One turns to the other and says "GLUGGLUGBLUGBWOOABB"

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Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What's the best thing about turning 65?

No more calls from insurance salesmen.

What did the French guy say when he forgot to tell his driver to turn left?

Oh, gosh!

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What is the first thing off the truck at a trailer fire?

A: Lawn chair.

What's the thing in common between your girlfriend starting the pill and the muisic group Europe?

It's the final condom... Ta da da da...

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why was the Newfie excited when he heard Quebec might leave Canada?

It wouldn't take him as long to drive to Toronto

What did the pirate say when his wife kept asking him about the steering wheel in his pants?

Yargg! Woman! Stop asking me! You're driving me nuts!"

Soldier Jokes More Soldier Jokes

Why are soldiers always so tired on April 1st?

Because they have just finished a 31 day March.

Where does Joseph Kony train his soldiers?

Arizona

Tank Jokes More Tank Jokes

What did the one fish in the tank say to the other?

Do you know how to drive this thing "

How do you double the price of a Fiat?

Fill the tank