What happens when the Sun and the Moon get together?

They turn out the lights.

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What happened to the guy who replaced his laxatives with Prozac?

He didn't give a sh...

What do you call a brilliant musician who also happens to have Down Syndrome?

Retarded.

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What did the Syrians use to light their homes before candles?

A. Electricity.

What's the Primary Directive in a nunnery (convent) ?

Lights out at nine, candles out at ten ...

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What did the bishop say to the priest?

It's my turn.

What's the best way to get your guitar player to turn down the volume?

Give him the sheet music.

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What happens when you find bones on the moon?

The cow didn't make it.

Who's there ! Brighton ! Brighton who ?

Brighton-der the light of the moon !

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Which one is closer, Sun or Africa?

Teacher: Which one is closer, Sun or Africa Johnny: Sun Teacher: Why Johnny: We can see the sun all the time, but can't see Africa.

How do you get ready for a trip around the Sun?

Planet