What happens when the Sun and the Moon get together?

They turn out the lights.

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What happens when Hillary throws relevant questions?

Donald Ducks I'll show myself out

What happens when you step on an oily asian?

Better not say. I feel like I'm already treading on a slippery slope.

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How does a blonde turn on the light after making love?

Opens the car door.

What's the Primary Directive in a nunnery (convent) ?

Lights out at nine, candles out at ten ...

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What's the similarity between Bruce Jenner and a Pharaoh?

At some point they turned into Mummys

Why did the tomato turn red?

Because it saw the salad dressing

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How many marshmallows does it take to get to the moon?

Purple, there are no bones in ice cream!

Why haven't they sent a woman to the moon?

It doesn't need cleaning

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What color is the sun?

ampnbsp Yellow.

How does the Moon cut the Sun's hair?

He eclipse it.