What happens when the Sun and the Moon get together?

They turn out the lights.

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What happens when two smurfs are in love?

They smuck

What happened when the host of Dirty Jobs said hello to a friend that was fairly far away?

Microwave.

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How many irish men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, One to hold the light and, one to drink until the room starts spinning!

Why do police officers sleep with two rocks near their bed?

With one he turns off the light, With the other he checks if the window is closed

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What's the difference between having a job and being a homeless drug addict?

One takes over your life and turns you into brainless zombie and the other one makes you homeless.

What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you ?

My Wife... Turn sideways and look in the mirror!

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Which one do you think is closer, Florida or the Moon?

The other blonde says, "Well duh! You can't see Florida from here."

What do you call the Moon spirit that at once sits upon a lake of glowing jade and exists nestled within our divine souls?

Altha'or syzygena

Sun Jokes More Sun Jokes

Which one is closer, Sun or Africa?

Teacher: Which one is closer, Sun or Africa Johnny: Sun Teacher: Why Johnny: We can see the sun all the time, but can't see Africa.

What's the difference between a tropical beach and a priest?

One gets sun on your skin and the other gets skin on your son.