What happens when you find bones on the moon?

The cow didn't make it.

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What happens when a bunch of ferrets get together?

None of your business.

What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.

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Why were Wrigley, Doublemint, and Orbit watching CNN?

To find out the latest on gum control legislation.

Why cant orphans play baseball?

They cant find their home

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Why is a cow that he jumps?

Because he higher and higher. (I translated the joke from Dutch, and yeah it's supposed to not make any sense, it just sounds funny, in Dutch at least. :-$)

What do you get if you cross a cow with a tension headache?

A bad mood!

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How do you know if the moon is waxing or waning?

If it's waning you'll get weally weally wet.

What do you call a tick on the moon?

A lunatic.

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What did it mean when they found bones on the moon?

The cow didn't make it.

What did the scientists say when they found bones on the moon?

the cow didn't make it.