What happens when you find bones on the moon?

The cow didn't make it.

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What happened when Turkey was accused of being Chicken?

It staged a coup

What happens when you get a bladder infection?

Urine trouble.

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How do we know Princess Diana had dandruff?

They found her Head & Shoulders under the steering wheel!

Why did the Red sea not find a good husband?

because she was too shallow.

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Why don't cows ever have any money?

Because the farmers milk them dry!

Why was the bull popular with all the cows?

Because he was smooooooooth

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What do you call a terrorist on the moon?

A problem. What do you call when 3 terrorists are on the moon? A problem. What do you call when all the terrorists are on the moon? A solution.

Which is farther away- NY City or the moon?

Sister: NY City. Why do ask Brother: Well I can see the moon but I can't see NY City.

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Why did the skull not want to go to prom, but still did?

He didn't have any *body* to go with But he still really wanted to bone.

Why does our body absorb Strontium?

To make our bones stronger