How did you find the steak, sir?

The man looks at her and says "I just moved the potatoes."

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Why couldn't the Duke of Esterhzy find his music composer?

Because he was Haydn.

How can you lift an elephant with one hand?

A. It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with one hand.

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How many men does it take to wallpaper a bathroom?

A. Three if you slice them very thinly.

What would Captain America be called if he fought in Vietnam?

You weren't there man

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Why do you look so sad?

Boy explains his whole problem Girl: Oh, that's why you didn't notice my nail paint

What looks like celery, tastes like celery, but isnt celery?

Artificial celery

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What do you get when a truck full of potatoes drives into kindergarten full of kids?

Moussaka

How can you tell if a potato is baked?

It's are all red and glossy.

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Why didn't the cow want to go skydiving?

the steaks were too high.

What's a vampire cows worst fear?

Steaks.