How did you find the steak, sir?

The man looks at her and says "I just moved the potatoes."

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What is the best spanish joke you've ever heard?

I couldnt find the spanish section of reddit

Why couldn't people find Joseph?

He was Haydn!

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What is the difference between a man and a dog?

A man wears a suit and the dog, pants.

What do you call a man under a pile of leaves?

Russell. What do you call a man under a pile of leaves for thousands of years Pete.

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Why was the spider inside the Computer?

He was looking for a webpage!

When the hostess at the restaurant says "table for two?

I always like to look surprised and whisper "you can see her too ".

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What do you call a monk that cooks potatoes?

A friar? A chip monk?

What's the difference between a chick pea and potato?

I've never paid $50 to have a potato on my face.

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What is a vampires least favorite food?

Steak! ...I'll see myself out now.

What is Joan of Arc's least favorite food?

Steak