How did you find the steak, sir?

The man looks at her and says "I just moved the potatoes."

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How hard is it to find cigarettes?

Because my dad has been gone for 13 years looking for them.

How many buzzfeed employees does it take to screw a lightbulb?

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What do you call a room full of men watching the Super Bowl on a big screen TV?

The Patriots

Why do countries "cut ties" when things get tense ?

So weird having men walk around in suits and half ties.

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What do you call a masochist looking for a hookup?

Cruisin' for a bruisin'

How do you tell the difference from a guy's chromosome and a girl's chromosome?

You pull down their gene's and have a look! Credit: I heard this from an older gentlemen today at a senior home.

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What do you call a potato in space?

Spudnik

What did the barber say to the Potato?

You've got eyes on the back of your head!"

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What do you call it when one bull spies on another bull?

A steak-out!

Why did Mr. Steaks decide he would take his wife's surname?

Because he didn't want his daughters to be called Ms. Steaks.