How did you find the steak, sir?

The man looks at her and says "I just moved the potatoes."

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How do you pick out the Christian Terrorist out of a crowd?

Find the guy wearing a rebel flag.

Why couldn't they find the cheesemaker after the accident?

He was trapped under da-Brie!

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How does a man see things from woman's point of view?

By looking out the kitchen window.

What do you do when you see a fire man?

Put it out man!

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Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head?

Because from a distance, they looked like hare.

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He looks at shoes when he's talking to you.

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What's an Irish seven-course meal?

A six-pack and a potato

What's an Irish seven course meal?

A six pack and a potato

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What is a vampires least favorite food?

Steak! ...I'll see myself out now.

Why did the cattle leave the marijuana field?

Because the steaks were too high!