What do you call 500 dead lawyers chained together at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start

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Why did the hippie drown in the ocean?

He was too far out.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean?

Bob

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What do a black person and a bike have in common?

they both don't work without a chain.

What have you done wrong if the wife keep complaining when you try to watch TV in the living room?

You made the chain too long in the kitchen.

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What do you call 10'000 lawyers chained together at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!

What do you call ten thousand pastors setting themselves on fire in protest of marriage equality?

A good start.

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What do you call it when a waiter at an internet cafe gets your order wrong?

500 Internal Server Error

Whores does it take to change a light bulb?

If this gets 500 upvotes i'll tell you!