A good start.
Aarrrrrrr Kelly!
You can run but you can't tide!
Hey Microsoft, why is there no Windows 9? You've given us 7 and 8, and now you're skipping straight to 10?" "Well, to be completely honest, 7 8 9."
1, 2, 3, 95, 98, ME, NT, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.
A good start!