How did Steve get the clues?

Blew the dog

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What's the difference between a dog barking at the front door and a woman screaming at the back door?

If you let the dog in, it will shut up.

Whats the difference between a woman and a dog?

Put them both in the trunk of your car, drive around the block, and see which ones happy to see you afterwards.

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What Did the Muslim Terrorist Say?

Who you gota blow to get some virgins around here

How did Watson and crick blow their chance with a hot girl?

They said, "baby you'd look good if you got a pair of skinny genes"

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Why do people always ask me for directions?

I have no clue where I am going. I am sure i have sent 100's of people into the ocean.

Why are there no black characters in clue?

Becuase if there were it would be called solved

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Why did Steve hate being the youngest clone?

Because all his genes were hand me downs.

Why don't you try calling them names too?

Steve: "I can't, they're so beautiful"