How did Steve get the clues?

Blew the dog

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What do you call a dog that goes to the beach?

Ballroom blitz

What's updog?

Mom: Just waking you up for school, dog, what's up wit u Dad (from hallway): OWNED

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How did the polish terrorist burn his lips?

Burned them on a cars tailpipe when he tried blowing it up.

What did the terrorist say to the police before he blew up the building?

C4 yourself!

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What makes the Palestinians tick?

Not counting the bombs strapped to their chests, I have no clue.

Why do people always ask me for directions?

I have no clue where I am going. I am sure i have sent 100's of people into the ocean.

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Why don't you try calling them names too?

Steve: "I can't, they're so beautiful"

Why did Steve hate being the youngest clone?

Because all his genes were hand me downs.