Clue Jokes

What makes the Palestinians tick?

Not counting the bombs strapped to their chests, I have no clue.

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Why are there no black characters in clue?

Becuase if there were it would be called solved

Why do people always ask me for directions?

I have no clue where I am going. I am sure i have sent 100's of people into the ocean.

Why are there no black people in clue?

Because then it wouldn't be a mystery.

Why are there no black people in the game Clue?

Because then, it would be called Solved.

How did Steve get the clues?

Blew the dog

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How do you grow a cow?

Plant its nuts.

When a plant is sad, what do other plants do?

Photosympathize

Mystery Jokes More Mystery Jokes

How did Bruce and Alfred build the Batcave all by themselves?

The Lord: I meant any questions about the mysteries of existence

Why are there no black people in clue?

Because then it wouldn't be a mystery.

Steve Jokes More Steve Jokes

What did everyone think?

STEVE: PAUL: JANE: SARAH: MARK: DAVE:

Why did Steve fall off the swing?

Because he was a potato!

Count Jokes More Count Jokes

How did the hippie remember the number of wives he had?

He counted 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, 4 Mississippi...

How many legs does the dog have?

4 y.o: Five Me: There's something wrong with your counting. 4: There's something wrong with the dog.

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

Where does an angry pirate get sent?

Anchor Management

What's a Catholic's favorite way to send money?

PayPal

Han Jokes More Han Jokes

How long does it take Han Solo to screw in a light bulb?

less than twelve parsecs.

What did Luke say at Han and Leia's wedding?

May divorce be with you

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How many Vietnam War Veterans does it take to change a lightbulb?

You don't know man, you weren't there!

Why are Reddit jokes so overused?

I don't know, ask Dave.

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

What did the fuse say when it blew out?

Sorry, I couldn't resist.

What Did the Muslim Terrorist Say?

Who you gota blow to get some virgins around here