Clue Jokes

What makes the Palestinians tick?

Not counting the bombs strapped to their chests, I have no clue.

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Why are there no black characters in clue?

Becuase if there were it would be called solved

Why do people always ask me for directions?

I have no clue where I am going. I am sure i have sent 100's of people into the ocean.

Why are there no black people in clue?

Because then it wouldn't be a mystery.

Why are there no black people in the game Clue?

Because then, it would be called Solved.

How did Steve get the clues?

Blew the dog

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How's Skywalker?

Han: He was nearly frozen when I found him. Leia: And, now Han: Lukewarm. Leia: ... Han: Hehehe

What did Han.... Tell Leia after they separated?

May Divorce be with you.*

Rage Jokes More Rage Jokes

What is it called when a bunch of people, all under 5'2", go to a raging party?

High wasted shorts!

Why did the raging alcoholic throw his wife off a cliff?

Tequila

Santa Clues Jokes More Santa Clues Jokes

What do you get if you cross Santa with a detective?

Santa Clues. Credit: Curious: The Tourist's Guide

Who brings the Christmas presents to police stations?

Santa Clues.

Christmas Present Jokes More Christmas Present Jokes

Why am I getting my Christmas presents in August?

Her mom replies, "Because it's cheaper than chemotherapy."

What did the boy with no hands get for a Christmas present?

Gloves.... Just kidding he hasn't got into it yet.

Police Station Jokes More Police Station Jokes

Who brings the Christmas presents to police stations?

Santa Clues.

Why are there no Wal Marts in Iraq, Iran, or Afghanistan?

Because there are already too many targets. (credit: some old veteran bum looking guy sleeping on a bench at the police station I went to today.)

Book Jokes More Book Jokes

Why don't blonde's like audio-books?

A: There aren't any pictures.

What is a ginger author doing when they plant a misleading clue in their book?

Red hairing.

Game Jokes More Game Jokes

What game do lesbians like to play?

Clash of Clams

Why don't Game of Thrones characters tweet with Twitter?

They were ravin' with Raven.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the iPhone 7 cross the road?

To buy another pair of AirPods.

Why did the Catholic Priest cross the road?

To get to the school yard.