Not counting the bombs strapped to their chests, I have no clue.
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Becuase if there were it would be called solved
I have no clue where I am going. I am sure i have sent 100's of people into the ocean.
Because then it wouldn't be a mystery.
Because then, it would be called Solved.
Blew the dog
The appendix.
A book has papers.
Me: I followed the directions. 20 minutes a pound at 325 degrees. I weigh 175 pounds!
No Direction.
Even dry farts feel like wet farts.
fixed) 100. 1 to change it and 99 to stand around and complain about how they coulda done a better job.
A: It was full of ticks.
You can hear their brooms tick!
It doesn't matter how many. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw.
They both want to unzip your genes! credit goes to Hank from CrashCourse on Youtube :)
Santa Clues. Credit: Curious: The Tourist's Guide
Santa Clues.
Putting a bomb on a disabled person's back and telling him to run.
They both like bombs
Han shot first.
May divorce be with you
