How long does it take Han Solo to screw in a light bulb?

less than twelve parsecs.

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How many people does it take to screw in a light?

Two, but I don't know how they'll fit inside the bulb

How Many Martians Does It Take to Screw In a Lightbulb?

At least two, but they have to be pretty small to fit.

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How many perverts does it take to put in a light bulb?

Only one, but... It takes the entire ER department to get it back out.

How many Libertarians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Does it even matter? We're all screwed anyway, man."

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What was Han Solo's reaction to being taken to the carbon-freezing chamber?

He was petrified.

What is Harrison Ford called when he smokes weed?

Han So-high.

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What did Han Solo say when Leia asked for help with a crossword clue?

I don't know

Why is Han Solo a loner?

Because he's solo.