How long does it take Han Solo to screw in a light bulb?

less than twelve parsecs.

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How Many Feminist does it take to Screw SRSer ?

None, Even Feminist have standarts

How many Russians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to shoot him if he does it wrong.

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How many Anime characters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only 1, but it takes them 15 episodes to do it.

How many friendzoned guys does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they'll just keep complimenting it and get mad when it doesn't want to screw.

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What does Leia say when she needs help?

I think I could use a Han here.

Why did the Millennium Falcon hot a tree?

Because Han was flying so low.

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What's Han Solo's favorite type of video game?

First person shooter.

How does Han Solo like to get around Endor?

Ewoks