How long does it take Han Solo to screw in a light bulb?

less than twelve parsecs.

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How many mitochondria does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they're the powerhouse of the cell.

How many muslims does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

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How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but he has to have a nurse to tell him which end to screw in.

How many Asian-American actors does it take to change a light bulb?

None - because they would all be replaced by white actors.

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What does Han Solo call a sick Chewbacca?

A Chewie

What is Harrison Ford called when he smokes weed?

Han So-high.

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How did Han Solo enter the world?

On the perineum falcon!

What does Han Solo call a sick Chewbacca?

A Chewie