How long does it take Han Solo to screw in a light bulb?

less than twelve parsecs.

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How many Arabs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

1.. 2.. 3.. BOOM

How many dull people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One.

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How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to change it, and the other one to change it back again.

How many dirty buggers does it take to change a light bulb?

Thirty.

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What did the handicapped racecar driver say?

I have no Hans"

Why did Harrison Ford Crash his plane?

because he was flying solo and went look no hans...

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Why is Han Solo a loner?

Because he's solo.

How long does it take Han Solo to screw in a light bulb?

less than twelve parsecs.