It doesn't matter, they all turn them the the wrong way.
None, they only screw playoff games.
Two one to hold the bulb and the other to serve him beer until the room starts spinning.
Allahu Ackbar!**
Do you really want women to turn their heads and notice you drive a 1999 Honda Civic
Two. One to actually change the bulb, and the other to videotape so Christians can't claim God did it.
None! In Soviet Russia, light bulb changes you!
It doesn't matter, he ain't coming anyways.
It doesn't matter, it can't hear you anyway.
Double check, mate
A broomerang!
