How many Australians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they all turn them the the wrong way.

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Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many blind people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I am not sure, I haven't seen them try and I can't do it either.

How many Germans do you need to screw in a lightbulb?

One. We're efficient not funny!

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What sort file do you you need to turn a 1.5 inch hole into a 4.5 inch one?

A pedo-file.

Why is Adam known as the first accountant?

He turned a leaf and made an entry.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just Juan.

How many Jihadists does it take to change a light bulb?

Allah them. (I googled several varations and thus far I believe I am the originator)

Matter Jokes More Matter Jokes

How many "friend zone" guys does it take to put in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter how many. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw.

What should I wear?

Mr. Salad asks. She replies, "It doesn't matter to me, just be well dressed."

Australian Jokes More Australian Jokes

What did the Australian grandmaster say to the banker, when asked what he wanted to exchange?

Check, mate!

What does an Australian witch ride on?

A broomerang!