How many blind people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I am not sure, I haven't seen them try and I can't do it either.

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Why was my boss surprised to see me screwing with the IT guy?

They said IT couldn't be done

How many UPM's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: None! If you'd just make it a day exterior we wouldn't be screwing around with all these damn light bulbs!"

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How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: 50: 3 to die trying, 1 to actually pull it off, and 46 other to say, "man, I could do that!"

Why do christians burn fossil fuels?

They're trying to destroy the evidence.

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How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but he has to manufacture it first.

How many journalists does it take to change a light bulb?

We just report the facts we don't change them."

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How many blind people does it take to change a light bulb?

None if nobody's looking.

Why do blacks smell?

So blind people can hate them too.