How many blind people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I am not sure, I haven't seen them try and I can't do it either.

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How many NorCal kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Hella

How many friendzoned guys does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they'll just keep complimenting it and get mad when it doesn't want to screw.

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How many stockholders does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.

How many tries did it take to find out if Lance Armstrong was ticklish?

One testtickle

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How many Apple executives does it take to change a light bulb?

They dont. They turn it into the hype of the new generation.

How many Dragon Ball Z characters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one. But it takes 20 episodes

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Why's it so hard for blind people to commit crimes?

Because they can't see.

Why do blind people always laugh at jokes?

Same as why they don't drive. They never see it comming.