Why did the French police arrested the Muslim teenager?

Because he was trying to detonate a Samsung Note 7.

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Why do christians burn fossil fuels?

They're trying to destroy the evidence.

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Most married couples tried to stay together FOR the kids. Not divorce because of them.

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Because they'd get arrested for peddling crack

What was the demon arrested for?

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What's a French egg's favourite airforce?

L'oueftwaffe.

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Paddy Hor D'oeuvre

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Turban Outfitters!

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Haram bea

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How much time do I have left, doctor?

Doctor: 10 Guy: 10 what ! 10 days, 10 months, 10 years Doctor: 9...8...7...6...5...

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Because 7, 10, 11.

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What is ISIS's favorite smartphone?

Samsung Note 7 , according to them it's "the bomb" nowadays.

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I'm not scared when the bull charges

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Where did the terrorist go after he detonated the bomb?

Everywhere.

Why did the French police arrested the Muslim teenager?

Because he was trying to detonate a Samsung Note 7.