Why did the French police arrested the Muslim teenager?

Because he was trying to detonate a Samsung Note 7.

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Why did your sister jump out the window ?

Because she wanted to try out her new spring suit

What do you call those people who follow musicians around and try to hang with them after the show?

Drummers.

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She was charged with rustling!

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Two. One to arrest the room for being black, and the other to arrest the bulb for being broke.

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What did one dehydrated French man say to the other?

What are we going to do now, Pierre

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Fillipe F'Lop

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What did the muslim telemarketer say when he picked up the phone?

Halal?

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All that Muslim hatred can really run you down.

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Because 7 ate 9.

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Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday.

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What happened when the Samsung Note 7 was launched?

It was an explosive success

Why did the French police arrested the Muslim teenager?

Because he was trying to detonate a Samsung Note 7.

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Why did the French police arrested the Muslim teenager?

Because he was trying to detonate a Samsung Note 7.

Where did the terrorist go after he detonated the bomb?

Everywhere.