Why did the French police arrested the Muslim teenager?

Because he was trying to detonate a Samsung Note 7.

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Why couldn't the retarded man talk normally?

He was trying to hold the door

Why don't they have fireworks at Euro Disney?

Because every time they shoot them off, the French try to surrender.

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Why was the guy from 127 Hours arrested for espionage?

He was proven guilty of providing arms to Iraq

What if the Government invented cheese to distract us from reality?

gets arrested*

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What do French people put on really funny sandwiches?

LMAO

Why do French people only have one egg at breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

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Which university has the most muslims?

SUNY

Why did the Muslim CEO dislike the cartoon of Muhammad?

Because it wasn't prophet maximizing.

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How many NBA finals does Lebron plan on losing?

not 1 not 2 not 3 not 4 not 5 not 6 not 7

Why is a dog with a lame leg like adding 6 and 7s?

He puts down the three and carries the one.

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What is ISIS's favorite smartphone?

Samsung Note 7 , according to them it's "the bomb" nowadays.

What's the difference between a bull and a Samsung Note 7?

I'm not scared when the bull charges

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Where did the terrorist go after he detonated the bomb?

Everywhere.

Why did the French police arrested the Muslim teenager?

Because he was trying to detonate a Samsung Note 7.