Drummers.
A: party poopers
He needed places to hide the bodies.
Me: "Going on twitter to hang out." H: "Twitter is an app, not a place." Me: *whispers venomously* "Is too a place!!"
Because gingers have no soul, and black people have too much!
Have you ever tried pulling apart a grilled cheese?!
An ingestigation
An Irish car bomb followed by a shot of Fireball
Beacuse you might have secant thoughts and go off on a tangent
A large cheese pizza can feed a family of four.
Drummers
The drummer dribbles out of both corners of his mouth
With a drum machine you only have to punch the instructions in once