What do you call those people who follow musicians around and try to hang with them after the show?

Drummers.

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Why do people in tumblr like quantum computing?

Because it's non binary

What do you call a group of people from Portugal?

Portugeese

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What does a suicidal teenager do on the weekends?

Hang at home.

How are you doing this morning?

Me: *finishing hanging bag of coffee upside down like an IV and tying my arm off* Fine, you

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What's the difference between a feminist and a doormat?

You might try and knock some mud off on the sidewalk before you step on the doormat.

Why did the vengeful fireman lose his job?

He tried fighting fire with fire.

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What do you call a vampire, that follows the rules?

Draculaw

How do you get to Oktoberfest?

Follow the lederhosen.

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What did the dead blues musician sing?

Didn't wake up this morning..."

What do you call an emperor who's also a musician?

A rock-czar

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Why didn't the drummer commit the crime?

He couldn't handle the repercussions.

How can you tell that the stage is level?

The drummer is drooling out of sides of his mouth.