How can you tell that the stage is level?

The drummer is drooling out of sides of his mouth.

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Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell a dog from an elephant?

The elephant remembers.

What do you tell a diabetic girl in bed?

Hi sugar

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

What's long and hard when you first put in in your mouth, but soft and wrinkly when you take it out?

A piece of gum, you pervert!

How can you tell that the stage is level?

The drummer is drooling out of sides of his mouth.

Side Jokes More Side Jokes

How does one cook toilet paper?

Simple - brown it on both sides then throw it into the pot.

Whats an Italians favourite part of football?

Half time, they get to switch sides again

Drummer Jokes More Drummer Jokes

How many drummers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three. 1 to screw it in and 2 to talk about how much better Neil Peart could've done it

What do you call a guy who hangs around a bunch of musicians?

A drummer!!!!!

Stage Jokes More Stage Jokes

What do you call 5 black guys on a stage?

An auction

Why did Bono fall off the stage?

Because he was too close to The Edge.

Drool Jokes More Drool Jokes

What did the retarded kid get on his IQ test?

Drool

How do you describe a blonde surrounded by drooling idiots?

A: Flattered.