How can you tell that the stage is level?

The drummer is drooling out of sides of his mouth.

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How can you tell a bagpiper with perfect pitch?

A. He can throw a set into the middle of a pond and not hit any of the ducks.

Why is there a strange baby in the crib?

Daughter: You told me to change the baby.

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What did one fish say to the other?

Keep your mouth shut and you'll never get caught.

What will men do for pleasure at that time?

God: *sigh* Fine. Mouths. But they'll talk. A lot.

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Who wins?

Neither. France surrenders and Italy switches sides.

Why did italy cross the road?

To switch sides

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How can you tell that the stage is level?

The drummer is drooling out of sides of his mouth.

What do you call a drummer in a three piece suit?

A: The defendant.

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Why did the magician always use trap doors during his act?

It was juts a stage he was going through.

How can you tell when the stage is level?

The drummer is drooling equally from both sides of his mouth.

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What did the drummer get on his test?

Drool

How can you tell that the stage is level?

The drummer is drooling out of sides of his mouth.