How can you tell that the stage is level?

The drummer is drooling out of sides of his mouth.

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Why are MMA fighters told not to blow their nose when in a fight?

Oops, this was supposed to be for . There's no punch line!

How can you tell the Ethiopian diplomat at a political function?

He's the one with the gold Rolex around his neck.

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

What gets harder the longer it stays in your mouth?

Bubblegum

How do you know when a mongol is level?

He's drooling from both corners of his mouth.

Side Jokes More Side Jokes

What's the definition of perfect pitch?

A: When an accordion is thrown down the toilet without it touching the sides.

Why is being a politician more difficult than being a ventriloquist?

Ventriloquists have to be able to speak with their mouths closed. Politicians speak out of both sides of their mouths simultaneously.

Drummer Jokes More Drummer Jokes

How do you get a drummer off your doorstep?

You pay for the pizza.

What do you call a drummer who just broke up with his girlfriend?

Homeless

Stage Jokes More Stage Jokes

How can you tell when the stage is level?

The drummer is drooling equally from both sides of his mouth.

What did the Dalai Llama play on stage at Glastonbury?

Yakmanninov

Drool Jokes More Drool Jokes

What does it mean when an accountant is drooling out of both sides of his mouth?

His desk is level

How do you know when a mongol is level?

He's drooling from both corners of his mouth.