What's long and hard when you first put in in your mouth, but soft and wrinkly when you take it out?

A piece of gum, you pervert!

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Pervert Jokes More Pervert Jokes

How many perverts does it take to change a lightbulb?

69

Why is the letter 'B' commonly regarded as a pervert in the alphabet?

Because he can see the D

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What has teeth but no mouth?

A comb or a saw.

How does a blonde call for her dog?

She puts two fingers in her mouth and then shouts "Max!".

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What's the easiest way to get gum out of your hair?

Cancer

What is the worst part about being black?

You never know if your gums are bruised.