What's long and hard when you first put in in your mouth, but soft and wrinkly when you take it out?

A piece of gum, you pervert!

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What is the difference between a lentil and a chickpea?

A pervert wouldn't pay $200 to have a lentil on his face.

How many perverts does it take to insert a light bulb?

Only one; However, it takes an entire emergency ward to get it back out again.

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How are Cigarettes like Hamsters?

They're harmless until you put one in your mouth and light in on fire

What did one fish say to the other?

Keep your mouth shut and you'll never get caught.

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What's a difference between a teacher and a train?

The teacher tells you to spit you gum out. The train says, "Chew, chew, chew!"

What's the difference between a teacher and a train?

One says, "Spit out your gum!" The other goes, "Choo Choo Choo"