What's long and hard when you first put in in your mouth, but soft and wrinkly when you take it out?

A piece of gum, you pervert!

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Where does the pervert keep the underwear he steals?

In his briefcase!

What's long and hard when you first put in in your mouth, but soft and wrinkly when you take it out?

A piece of gum, you pervert!

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What do you mean you're not going to spank me?

I mouthed off and everything. What kind of man are you

What did the polite bacteria say to the mouth?

GingINVITEus in!

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Why did the piece of gum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chicken.

Why did the gum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chickens foot.