What's long and hard when you first put in in your mouth, but soft and wrinkly when you take it out?

A piece of gum, you pervert!

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What do a carjacker and pervert have in common?

They're always cracking in-ya-windows!

What is big and hard when you put it in your mouth and small and soft when you take it out?

A chewing gum you pervert

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What has teeth but no mouth?

A comb or a saw.

Why did Monica Lewinsky vote Republican?

Because Democrat left a bad taste in her mouth!

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What kind of gum do bees chew?

BUMBLEGUM. Five year olds think it's hilarious. I do not.

What is the difference between a teacher and a train?

The teacher says, "Spit out your gum," but a train says, "Chew chew!"