What's long and hard when you first put in in your mouth, but soft and wrinkly when you take it out?

A piece of gum, you pervert!

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What is the difference between a lentil and a chickpea?

A pervert wouldn't pay $200 to have a lentil on his face.

What do you call a doctor who is trained in neurosurgery and is covering for a gynecologist?

A pervert.

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What do you call it when you thrust a hairy pole in and out of your mouth, and at the end you spit out a white liquid?

Brushing your teeth!

What did the polite bacteria say to the mouth?

GingINVITEus in!

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Why did the piece of gum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chicken.

What's long and hard when you first put in in your mouth, but soft and wrinkly when you take it out?

A piece of gum, you pervert!