What's long and hard when you first put in in your mouth, but soft and wrinkly when you take it out?

A piece of gum, you pervert!

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What do a carjacker and pervert have in common?

They're always cracking in-ya-windows!

What's long and hard when you first put in in your mouth, but soft and wrinkly when you take it out?

A piece of gum, you pervert!

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What they say: Want a bite of my sandwich?

What I hear: How much of this sandwich can you fit in your mouth

What if sharks hug with their mouths?

Just sayin.

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How do you get rid of chewing gum in your hair?

Cancer :)

Why did the piece of gum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chicken.