Pervert Jokes

How did the two perverts break up?

I think we should see other peepholes."

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Why did Frosty drop his pants?

Because he's a pervert that likes showing people his snowballs.

What's four inches long and drives women crazy?

A 100 dollar bill you pervert!

What's long and hard when you first put in in your mouth, but soft and wrinkly when you take it out?

A piece of gum, you pervert!

What did the pervert get for Christmas?

A partial in a pear tree.

What is big and hard when you put it in your mouth and small and soft when you take it out?

A chewing gum you pervert

Why is the letter 'B' commonly regarded as a pervert in the alphabet?

Because he can see the D

How many perverts does it take to put in a light bulb?

Only one, but... It takes the entire ER department to get it back out.

What does a man often wake with, but can never go to sleep with?

An alarm, you pervert!

Where does the pervert keep the underwear he steals?

In his briefcase!

What's the best way to attract a pervert?

The NSFW tag, you freak

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What do a carjacker and pervert have in common?

They're always cracking in-ya-windows!

Why'd the pervert cross the road?

He couldn't pull out of the chicken

How many perverts does it take to insert a light bulb?

Only one; However, it takes an entire emergency ward to get it back out again.

What's the difference between a daydreamer and a pervert?

A daydreamer stares out of windows.

How many perverts does it take to put in a lightbulb?

One. But it takes the whole emergency room to remove it.

How do you know that Ash Ketchum is a pervert?

Because he always takes a Pik-at-chu

Why did the pervert buy 16.5 pints of salsa?

2 gals 1 cup(http://www.reddit.com/r/Canning/comments/yyhsp/my20triptothelocallatinmarketnetted165/)

Why did the pervert like to watch girls in their entrance hallways?

He was a foyer.

How many perverts does it take to change a lightbulb?

What do you call a doctor who is trained in neurosurgery and is covering for a gynecologist?

A pervert.

What is the difference between a lentil and a chickpea?

A pervert wouldn't pay $200 to have a lentil on his face.

How many perverts does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one. But it takes the whole ER to get it out.

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Snowballs.

Where do snowmen go to dance?

The snowball!

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Uh...standby I'll check on that.

How many Swiss does it take to change a light bulb?

None. We pay a German to do it.

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Why don't you just tell her how you feel?

Well, alright." "Girl, I feel with my nerves."

Why did the Limestone feel unappreciated?

Because he thought people were taking him for granite.

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The Czech engine light is always on.

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What does Brown Santa say?

Gifts only for little girls with A's, B's and C's because the other ones already have the D's."

What's the difference between an Asian and a dumb white girl?

The Asian try to get the A, but the white girl try to get the D

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What did the perverted scientist say to his colleague?

If you need me, I'll be in my Lab.

Why was there thunder and lightning in the lab?

The scientists were brainstorming.

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Why was the cannibal fined by the judge?

He was caught poaching.

What do you call a seagull that catches you sleeping?

A baegull.