How many perverts does it take to change a lightbulb?

69

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How many feminists does it take screw in a lightbulb?

One she holds it in the socket and waited for the world to revolve around her.

How many girlfriends does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't know...

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How many Iranians does it take to change a light bulb?

A: One hundred - One to screw it in and 99 to hold the house hostage.

What does a dyslexic tiger and a bus driver have in common?

A bus driver can't change his stops.

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What's the difference between Anders Breivik and a pro golfer?

Both were happy to shoot 69, but only Breivik went to jail.

Why does 71 like 68?

Because 68 69 70.

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What do a carjacker and pervert have in common?

They're always cracking in-ya-windows!

What is the difference between a lentil and a chickpea?

A pervert wouldn't pay $200 to have a lentil on his face.