How many perverts does it take to change a lightbulb?

69

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How many South Americans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A Brazilian.

How does Stan Collymore change a lightbulb?

A: He holds it in the air and the world revolves around him

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How many dead memes does it take to change a light bulb?

Over 9000.

How many PETA members does it take to change light bulb?

none, PETA can't change anything.

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Why can't Kermit and Miss Piggy count to one hundred?

Because every time they get to 69, Miss Piggy gets a frog in her throat.

What's the difference between Anders Breivik and a pro golfer?

Both were happy to shoot 69, but only Breivik went to jail.

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How many perverts does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one. But it takes the whole ER to get it out.

What do you call a doctor who is trained in neurosurgery and is covering for a gynecologist?

A pervert.