What's the difference between Anders Breivik and a pro golfer?

Both were happy to shoot 69, but only Breivik went to jail.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a bachelorette party and Cirque du Soleil?

One is a group of cunning stunts.

What's the difference between love, true love, and showing off?

Spitting, swallowing, and gargling.

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

What do you do when you see your wife stumbling around in the backyard?

Shoot her again.

What's the difference between a feminist and a gun?

Some people are against shooting guns.

69 Jokes More 69 Jokes

What is a 72?

A 69 with 3 people watching.

Why is 68 the maximum speed for blondes?

Because at 69 they blow a rod.

Jail Jokes More Jail Jokes

Why did the dragon go to jail for farting?

Arse-on. **Cough Cough** I'll see my way out.

Why are all black people fast?

Because all the slow ones are in jail.