What's the difference between Anders Breivik and a pro golfer?

Both were happy to shoot 69, but only Breivik went to jail.

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What is the difference between a tube and a foolish Dutchman?

One is a hollow cylinder and the other a silly Hollander. Source (Cause I can't claim fame for Victorian era jokes):

What's the difference between like, love and lust?

Spit Swallow Gargle

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What do you call a gorilla that got shot even though it didn't want to do anything wrong?

King Kong

What would you do?

Two policemen call the station on the radio. "Hello. Is that you Sarge?" "Yes?" "We have a case here. A woman has shot her husband for stepping on the floor she had just mopped clean." "Have you arrested the woman?" "No sir. The floor is still wet.

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Why is 77 better then 69?

Because you get eight more!

How high can Miss Piggy count?

68, because at 69 she gets a frog in her throat...

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Why did the black man try to break into jail?

He wanted to be with his family.

What do you call a five foot psychic that escapes from jail?

A small medium at large.