What's the difference between Anders Breivik and a pro golfer?

Both were happy to shoot 69, but only Breivik went to jail.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Helen Keller and Susan B. Anthony?

One doesn't know her place, the other can't find it.

What's the difference between bruce banner and bruce jenner?

One turned into a terrifying monster, the other is an avenger.

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Where's Jim?

He went M.I.A. *Cut to Jim* All I wanna do *bang bang bang bang* *reloading noise* And shoot enemies

What do you do when you see a black man lying on the floor?

You stop laughing and shoot him again.

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How hard do you think Joe Biden laughs when a senate's bill gets 69 votes?

I bet he has to leave the room.

What is a 72?

A 69 with 3 people watching.

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What's black and brown on the inside and blue and white on the outside?

Jail

How are Jail and Olive Garden Similar?

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