What's the difference between Anders Breivik and a pro golfer?

Both were happy to shoot 69, but only Breivik went to jail.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an Ethiopian elevator sign and an British elevator sign?

British sign says " Maximum 6 People/500kg" Ethiopian sign says "Maximum 500 People/6kg"

How do you tell the difference between a redditor and a MOBA player?

Ask them what OP stands for.

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How many stormtroopers does it take to change a glowpanel?

2. One to change it, and another to shoot him and take the credit.

Why Don't Black People like Country Music?

Because everytime theres a Hoedown, they think one of their sisters got shot.

69 Jokes More 69 Jokes

Why couldn't Miss Piggy count to 70?

She got a frog stuck in her throat at 69.

Why can't a blonde count to 70?

Because 69 is a bit of a mouthful.

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What did the policeman say when the Arabic man escaped from jail?

GOTTA CATCH JAMAL

Where is a tornado put in jail to be punished?

In a high pressure cell