What's the difference between Anders Breivik and a pro golfer?

Both were happy to shoot 69, but only Breivik went to jail.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between politics and engineering?

What POC means.

What's the difference between an ant and a bird?

A bird can fly.

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

Why do the republicans defend the 2nd amendment so hard?

They need it to shoot themselves in the foot.

What's the difference between a basketball player and a mexican?

Nothing, they both run, jump, shoot and steal.

69 Jokes More 69 Jokes

Why can't girls count to 70?

Cause 69's a mouthful!

Why should I date you?

Girl - Give me 1 good reason, why I should date you? Guy - I'll give you 69.

Jail Jokes More Jail Jokes

Why did the 3 year old go to jail?

For resisting a rest.

What is black and in jail?

A black man who committed a crime.