What's the difference between Anders Breivik and a pro golfer?

Both were happy to shoot 69, but only Breivik went to jail.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a star and America?

The star has a bright future.

Whats the difference between a North Korean missile and a K-Pop singer?

The singer can have a hit

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

How do you stop a Polish battletank?

Shoot the guy pushing it.

What is the only law enforcement agency that will get in trouble if a black man is shot?

The Secret Service

69 Jokes More 69 Jokes

Why Cant Girls Count To 70?

Because 69 is a mouthful

Why can't Ms. Piggy count to 70?

Because when she gets to 69 she has a Frog in her throat.

Jail Jokes More Jail Jokes

What does it mean when you see a bunch of blacks running in one direction?

Jail break.

Why are all black people fast?

Because all the slow ones are in jail.