What's the difference between Anders Breivik and a pro golfer?

Both were happy to shoot 69, but only Breivik went to jail.

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What's the difference between a barrel rider, and a can of Copenhagen?

You can only fit 3 fingers in a can of Copenhagen.

Whats the difference between congress and a US mint?

One of them makes sense!

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Why did the police officer shoot himself in the face?

He had a black eye.

What's the difference between a feminist and a gun?

Some people are against shooting guns.

69 Jokes More 69 Jokes

What do you call 69-ing in China?

Tu Can Chu

How hard do you think Joe Biden laughs when a senate's bill gets 69 votes?

I bet he has to leave the room.

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What happens when you shoot a black man?

You go to jail for impersonating a police officer...

What's the most popular game to play in jail?

Smash Brothers