What's the difference between Anders Breivik and a pro golfer?

Both were happy to shoot 69, but only Breivik went to jail.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

You can tune a guitar but you can't tuna fish.

What is the difference between an 8 year old fine wine and a bad wine?

One does their chores while complaining, the other doesn't do them at all.

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

What happens when a feminist shoots a gun?

The gun gets triggered.

What's the difference between a gun and amnesia?

Oh shoot, I forgot...

69 Jokes More 69 Jokes

Why Cant Girls Count To 70?

Because 69 is a mouthful

What is a 72?

A 69 with 3 people watching.

Jail Jokes More Jail Jokes

Why was the Energizer Bunny jailed?

On charges of battery.

Why can every black person run so fast?

Because the slow ones are in jail.