Why couldn't Miss Piggy count to 70?

She got a frog stuck in her throat at 69.

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Why couldn't Miss Piggy count to 70?

She got a frog stuck in her throat at 69.

Why cant Miss Piggy count to 70?

Because when she gets to 69 she ends up with a frog in her throat.