Why couldn't Miss Piggy count to 70?

She got a frog stuck in her throat at 69.

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What do you call a skank playing "H.O.R.S.E?

She missed two shots, so she's a ho. I'll leave now.

What do you call batman when he misses church?

Christian Bail

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Why did Joan Rivers die during throat surgery?

Q: Why did Joan Rivers die during throat surgery? A: Because her career as a comic was stuck, but no matter how he tried, the Dr. couldn't pull a laugh out of her.

Why couldn't Miss Piggy count to 70?

She got a frog stuck in her throat at 69.

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What advice did the frog give to the condom manufacturer?

Rib it.

What did Kermit the Frog say at Jim Henson's funeral?

Nothing.

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Why couldn't Miss Piggy count to 70?

She got a frog stuck in her throat at 69.

Why did Mrs. Piggy's relationship fail?

She couldn't stand making Kermitments

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Why couldn't Miss Piggy count to 100?

Because when she got to 69, there was a frog in her throat.

Why Cant Girls Count To 70?

Because 69 is a mouthful

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Why couldn't Miss Piggy count to 100?

Because when she got to 69, there was a frog in her throat.

Why did Miss Piggy call in sick to work?

Because she had a frog in her throat.

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Not counting the bombs strapped to their chests, I have no clue.

Why is it so hard to keep track of counting in Afghanistan?

Because of the Taliban (say it out loud)

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What do you call a party with 7 girls &amp 70 midgets?

10 books of Snow Whites

What are the most racist jokes you know?

There were 3 car accidents in Mexico 70 people died. What do you call a bunch of black people in a swimming pool? Coco puffs.