Why couldn't Miss Piggy count to 70?

She got a frog stuck in her throat at 69.

Previous Random Joke Next
Miss Jokes More Miss Jokes

How do you get into these!?

Yo, evolution: You missed one..

Why couldn't Miss Piggy count to 100?

Because when she got to 69, there was a frog in her throat.

Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

Why are all Quaker truck drivers stuck in the 1980's?

Q:Why are all Quaker truck drivers stuck in the 1980's? A: Because they are Haulin' Oats!

How are Chile mining companies and catholic priests different?

Chile mining companies get their minors stuck in shafts while catholic priests get their shafts stuck in minors

Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

What on Earth happened?

The doctor said, surprised. "I don't know, it started with a boil on my arse." the frog said.

Whats green, three inches long and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs middle finger.

Piggy Jokes More Piggy Jokes

Why did Kermit break up with Miss Piggy?

He wasn't ready for a Kermitment.

What's the name of your former bank?

I said, "Piggy"

69 Jokes More 69 Jokes

Why does 71 like 68?

Because 68 69 70.

What is a 72?

A 69 with 3 people watching.

Throat Jokes More Throat Jokes

Why couldn't Miss Piggy count to 100?

Because when she got to 69, there was a frog in her throat.

Why was Miss Piggy sick for her show?

There was a frog in her throat.

Count Jokes More Count Jokes

What does a redneck do after she bangs her second cousin?

She quits counting.

Why can't Arabs manage the scoreboards at ball games?

Because people get nervous when Mohammad starts counting down from 10.

70 Jokes More 70 Jokes

What do you call a US Marine with an IQ of 70?

General

Why can't girls count to 70?

Cause 69's a mouthful!