Why couldn't Miss Piggy count to 70?

She got a frog stuck in her throat at 69.

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What happens in a battle between storm troopers and red shirts?

Star Trek) The storm troopers all miss, and the red shirts all die

How many country stars does it take to change a light bulb?

Six-1 to change the bulb and 5 to sing about how much they miss the old one.

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I saw a nice stereo on Craigslist for $1. Seller says the volume is stuck on ‘high’

I couldn’t turn it down.

What's the difference between a hold-up and a stick-up?

Age

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Why was the frog down in the mouth ?

He was un hoppy !

What happens to a frog that parks illegally?

He gets toad.

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Why did Mrs. Piggy's relationship fail?

She couldn't stand making Kermitments

Why can't Kermit and Miss Piggy count to one hundred?

Because every time they get to 69, Miss Piggy gets a frog in her throat.

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What's the square root of 69?

Ate something.

How many perverts does it take to change a lightbulb?

69

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How are the Seahawks and my girlfriend similar?

they both can get 16 shoved down their throat without choking

Why can't Kermit and Miss Piggy count to one hundred?

Because every time they get to 69, Miss Piggy gets a frog in her throat.

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Why are dwarfs so good at math?

Because it's the little things that count.

What's the difference between a 100 year old and a 4 year old?

What base you're counting in.

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What do you call a party with 7 girls &amp 70 midgets?

10 books of Snow Whites

Why can't blondes count to 70?

Because 69 is a bit of a mouthful.