Because people get nervous when Mohammad starts counting down from 10.
It's "popcorn"! What were you thinking?!
Electricity.
Tresemme 21
Because they always steal the green cards....
A good time )
Those who understand binary and those who don't
Because of the Taliban (say it out loud)
Because there's a *tree* in the way!
In Heaven, the cops are British, the engineers are German, the lovers are French, the cooks are Italian and the whole thing is managed by the Swiss In Hell, the cops are German, the engineers are French, the lovers are Swiss, the cooks are British and the whole thing is managed by the Italians
Bindere Dundat
I don't have any Arab friends, so it doesn't matter.
Hammad. What do you call a VERY drunk Muslim? Mohammad.
