Because people get nervous when Mohammad starts counting down from 10.
She starts her sentance with "A man once told me"
He wanted to finally get respecced.
Chillin.
A racehorse because it can take hundreds of people for a ride at once!
Diez nuts!
Coma-toes! (I made up this joke when I was 10.)
19 kids and counting. Too soon? :/
An account*ant*.
He managed to find mates named Matthew, Mark, Luke and John hanging around in the Middle East.
They threw a cigarette overboard, and made the boat a cigarette lighter
Because they're full of Arab seamen.....
Because they're like Iraq.
I'm Mohammad than you
Hammad. What do you call a VERY drunk Muslim? Mohammad.