Why can't Arabs manage the scoreboards at ball games?

Because people get nervous when Mohammad starts counting down from 10.

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What's a word that starts with "u" and ends with "w"?

Cloning.

What did the U.S president say before starting WW3?

Nukes... You're fired!

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Why did the terrorist cross the road?

To send people to the other side.

When your partner asks how many people you have ever slept with, answering 'what did I say the last time you asked?

is unwise, apparently.

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Why did microsoft go straight to windows 10 ?

They were trying to keep their german market.

Why does it take 10 women with premenstrual tension to change a light bulb?

IT JUST DOES, OK JERK !!!! NOW SHUT UP OR I WILL STAB YOU WITH THE SCISSORS!

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Why are dwarfs so good at math?

Because it's the little things that count.

What do conspiracy nuts do to fall asleep?

They count sheeple.

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Why can't Arabs manage the scoreboards at ball games?

Because people get nervous when Mohammad starts counting down from 10.

How do you manage to stay in shape?

Witch 2: "I get a lot of hexercise."

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Why are the best bellydancers all Arabs?

Because they can sheik it.

What do you call an Arab who has a ripped body??

Osama Bin Liftin

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What do you call a drunk muslim?

Hammad. What do you call a VERY drunk Muslim? Mohammad.

Why can't Arabs manage the scoreboards at ball games?

Because people get nervous when Mohammad starts counting down from 10.