Why can't Arabs manage the scoreboards at ball games?

Because people get nervous when Mohammad starts counting down from 10.

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What time does Wimbledon start?

Tennish

Whats the worst thing you can call a black man that starts with N and ends with R?

Neighbor

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Why are you picking up rocks?

M: I'm starting a rock band. Neighbor walks away. That is how you get people to leave you alone.

Who are all these people Twitter wants me to follow?

Has the fail whale been stalking me. Help, stranger danger!

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What do you call 10 rabbits marching backwards?

A receding hareline.

How do you fit 10 Amish in a VW Beetle?

A:Tell them you are going to the livestock auction

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Why can't blondes count to 70?

Because 69 is a bit of a mouthful.

Why could the french man not count to four?

He could not get past the tree!

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Who says Jesus couldn't perform miracles?

He managed to find mates named Matthew, Mark, Luke and John hanging around in the Middle East.

Why did the bacteriologist quit her job?

She hated being microbe-managed.

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When do Arabs return their library books?

the day they're Dubai.

Why are camels also known as Ships Of The Desert'?

Because they're full of Arab seamen.....

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What did the drunker muslim say to the drunk muslim?

I'm Mohammad than you

Why can't Arabs manage the scoreboards at ball games?

Because people get nervous when Mohammad starts counting down from 10.