Why can't Arabs manage the scoreboards at ball games?

Because people get nervous when Mohammad starts counting down from 10.

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When I'm with a handsome man I get all nervous & involuntarily start speaking French ME leans across Oh really?

DATE: Yes

How do you know when a woman is about to say some thing intelligent?

She starts her sentance with "A man once told me"

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Why do people say tunafish, rather than just tuna?

Is that to differentiate from the tunacow and tunagiraffe

What's the difference between rock and jazz?

Rock is playing three chords for a thousand people. Jazz is playing a thousand chords for three people.

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Why isn't there a Windows 9?

Hey Microsoft, why is there no Windows 9? You've given us 7 and 8, and now you're skipping straight to 10?" "Well, to be completely honest, 7 8 9."

What do you rate Megan Fox out of 10?

Friend: 9 Me: 9? I'll give her one..

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Why could the french man not count to four?

He could not get past the tree!

How many beers is that for you today, dear?

Me: Like 4 maybe. 5 tops. Wife: I counted 19. Me: Well I rounded down.

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How do you manage to stay in shape?

Witch 2: "I get a lot of hexercise."

How do frogs manage to lay so many eggs ?

They sit eggsaminations !

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What do you call a white Arab prince?

A milk sheikh

What do you call an Arab who has many cows?

milk sheikh

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What do you call a drunk muslim?

Hammad. What do you call a VERY drunk Muslim? Mohammad.

Why can't Arabs manage the scoreboards at ball games?

Because people get nervous when Mohammad starts counting down from 10.