Because people get nervous when Mohammad starts counting down from 10.
DATE: Yes
She starts her sentance with "A man once told me"
Is that to differentiate from the tunacow and tunagiraffe
Rock is playing three chords for a thousand people. Jazz is playing a thousand chords for three people.
Hey Microsoft, why is there no Windows 9? You've given us 7 and 8, and now you're skipping straight to 10?" "Well, to be completely honest, 7 8 9."
Friend: 9 Me: 9? I'll give her one..
He could not get past the tree!
Me: Like 4 maybe. 5 tops. Wife: I counted 19. Me: Well I rounded down.
Witch 2: "I get a lot of hexercise."
They sit eggsaminations !
A milk sheikh
milk sheikh
Hammad. What do you call a VERY drunk Muslim? Mohammad.