Why can't Arabs manage the scoreboards at ball games?

Because people get nervous when Mohammad starts counting down from 10.

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What word starts with N and ends with R and you never want to call a black person?

Neighbor

How do you know when a woman is about to say some thing intelligent?

She starts her sentance with "A man once told me"

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How does Harry Houdini tell people to steal stuff?

Straight jack it.

Why are people so worried about Hurricane Matthew's wind speeds?

I thought CAT4 was capped at 16Mbps.

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How did the doctor know Muhammad Ali was dead?

He never got up by the time he counted to 10 Edit: Phrasing

How did the drunk Irish man lose 30$?

He bet 10$ on the soccer game and 20$ on the replay.

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Why don't girls count to two?

Because they "can't even."

Why can't blondes count to 70?

Because 69 is a bit of a mouthful.

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What did the double hand amputee get for Christmas?

I don't know, he hasn't managed to open it yet.

How did they manage to smoke?

They threw a cigarette overboard, and made the boat a cigarette lighter

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How many Arabs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

1.. 2.. 3.. BOOM

What do you call an Arab man who drives a bus?

A bus driver.

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Why can't Arabs manage the scoreboards at ball games?

Because people get nervous when Mohammad starts counting down from 10.

What do you call a drunk muslim?

Hammad. What do you call a VERY drunk Muslim? Mohammad.