Why did the gamer start working out?

He wanted to finally get respecced.

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What did the fancy cat say when he wanted to leave?

Le meow

Why are there only 49 'Black Miss America' contestants?

Because none of them want to be Miss I-da-ho

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How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.

Why did Sweden start painting barcodes on the sides of their battleships?

So they could Scandinavian.

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What do blacks and bicycles have in common?

Take off the chain and both stop working. Going straight to hell :)

Why can't blind kids have imaginary friends?

Their i's don't work

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What is the difference between a 3D modeller and a gamer?

Ask them what a 3Ds is.

What do gamers who switch consoles and mathematicians have in common?

They both have problems finding x.