Why did the gamer start working out?

He wanted to finally get respecced.

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What do you call it when an Eevee (Pokemon) evolves into what you want with no interruptions?

DirecTV (Say it aloud)

What do history teachers make when they want to get together?

Dates!

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What do you call a cow that starts it's own nudie magazine?

Hugh Heifer

When is the NFL going to start drafting players with mental handicaps?

Have you ever seen a video of them getting the ball and not scoring a touchdown

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Who will I share the sunset with now?

sobs* Friend: Bad breakup Me: No. *wipes tears* My Instagram isn't working.

What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is working?

A: Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No.

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What is it called when a gamer fights someone?

An Asthma attack.

What is every gamers New Years Resolution?

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