Gamer Jokes

What is the difference between a 3D modeller and a gamer?

Ask them what a 3Ds is.

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What is it called when a gamer fights someone?

An Asthma attack.

Why did the gamer and mathematician cross the road?

To get to 10.

Why did the gamer cross the road?

Buy the DLC to find out

What do gamers make for New Years?

A New Years RESOLUTION

What do you call a pro-gamer?

An ath1337

Why did the gamer refuse to join the Boy Scouts?

He hates camping

Why did the gamer start working out?

He wanted to finally get respecced.

What does a gamer say when he get married?

GG.

What did the gamer say to the fleeing prisoner?

Run! escape!

What's the worst part about working with a gamer?

They're always trying to 1-Up you.

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What is every gamers New Years Resolution?

3840x2160

Why was the tumblrina mad at the gamer?

He was pushing the right trigger.

How can you tell a gamer from a rugby player?

Ask them if they play league.

What's the difference between a gamer and a pot of boiling water?

A pot of boiling water doesn't get salty when you put a tea-bag in it.

What do gamers who switch consoles and mathematicians have in common?

They both have problems finding x.

What does a gamer call the zombie apocalypse?

The end of DayZ

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Which is the quickest way to make someone lose?

The game.

What did the Australian say when he won a game of chess?

Cheers, mate.

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What does a dyslexic,agnostic and insomniac spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night thinking if there really is a dog

How do the Dallas Cowboys spend their first week at spring training?

A: Studying their Miranda Rights.

Pc Gamer Jokes More Pc Gamer Jokes

What's the difference between a PC gamer and a console player?

One spends 400 dollars on a console that will play games for years, the other pays 400 dollars for a graphics card that will be outdated in a week

Why can't PC gamers use Uber?

Too many incompatible drivers.

Console Player Jokes More Console Player Jokes

What's the difference between a PC gamer and a console player?

One spends 400 dollars on a console that will play games for years, the other pays 400 dollars for a graphics card that will be outdated in a week

Why did the console player cross the road?

To render the other side.

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What does Michael Jackson have in common with a second place racehorse?

They both came in a little behind.

How is a Silver Medal and a Priest the same?

They both came in a little behind.

Divorce Jokes More Divorce Jokes

When did your parents divorce?

ME: No, they were hoarders, and the second floor collapsed.

Why did Marie from Everybody Loves Raymond never get a divorce?

She didn't want an ex Ray Edit: I meant debra

Frame Jokes More Frame Jokes

What do free masons do when they want to make a frame-by-frame remake of "Back to the Future"?

They Hire 'Em A Biff!

Why did the picture go to jail?

Because it was framed

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What was the last thing that went through JFK Jr's mind when his plane crashed?

The console. What was JFK Jr's wife drinking when the plane crashed? Ocean Spray.

What do gamers who switch consoles and mathematicians have in common?

They both have problems finding x.