Ask them what a 3Ds is.
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An Asthma attack.
To get to 10.
Buy the DLC to find out
A New Years RESOLUTION
An ath1337
He hates camping
He wanted to finally get respecced.
GG.
Run! escape!
They're always trying to 1-Up you.
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He was pushing the right trigger.
Ask them if they play league.
A pot of boiling water doesn't get salty when you put a tea-bag in it.
They both have problems finding x.
The end of DayZ
One tenth " Good, now what does 10% mean "Battery low, plug in your phone " Perfect
Hey Microsoft, why is there no Windows 9? You've given us 7 and 8, and now you're skipping straight to 10?" "Well, to be completely honest, 7 8 9."
He heard the food was a mess.
They have to go through the glazing. I'm sorry I'm a baker it just came to me... Pun-ishment is in order.
Because they're playing on console.
It's the bot that counts.
Oh God, not the B's!
I came early.
Devil: You told people you'd say hi to other people 3,789 times but only did it 4 times. Me: OK that's fair.
Oh don't worry, they'll tell you.
DLC.
John Goty
He works it out with a pencil.
Because they got sin and cos to give them a tan.
Cross fit
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