Ask them what a 3Ds is.
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An Asthma attack.
To get to 10.
Buy the DLC to find out
A New Years RESOLUTION
An ath1337
He hates camping
He wanted to finally get respecced.
GG.
Run! escape!
They're always trying to 1-Up you.
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He was pushing the right trigger.
Ask them if they play league.
A pot of boiling water doesn't get salty when you put a tea-bag in it.
They both have problems finding x.
The end of DayZ
Because he left a residue at every pole.
A functioning alcoholic.
12: I have a headache. Me: Do you think it's a good idea to play video games if you have a headache 12: Yes.
Aleve.
If I had money I wouldn't need to pretend crow migration habits are good entertainment.
A: Tea Rex
Too many incompatible drivers.
One spends 400 dollars on a console that will play games for years, the other pays 400 dollars for a graphics card that will be outdated in a week
30 because that's peasants work.
They Hire 'Em A Biff!
To render the buildings on the other side
The Nintendo Wii-Tard
I'll post the answer tomorrow.
If someone comments saying you posted an antijoke and that you should rather post your joke in /r/antijokes.
Because the chicken was having a day off !
Jesus going up for the cross!