Gamer Jokes

What is the difference between a 3D modeller and a gamer?

Ask them what a 3Ds is.

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What is it called when a gamer fights someone?

An Asthma attack.

Why did the gamer and mathematician cross the road?

To get to 10.

Why did the gamer cross the road?

Buy the DLC to find out

What do gamers make for New Years?

A New Years RESOLUTION

What do you call a pro-gamer?

An ath1337

Why did the gamer refuse to join the Boy Scouts?

He hates camping

Why did the gamer start working out?

He wanted to finally get respecced.

What does a gamer say when he get married?

GG.

What did the gamer say to the fleeing prisoner?

Run! escape!

What's the worst part about working with a gamer?

They're always trying to 1-Up you.

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What is every gamers New Years Resolution?

3840x2160

Why was the tumblrina mad at the gamer?

He was pushing the right trigger.

How can you tell a gamer from a rugby player?

Ask them if they play league.

What's the difference between a gamer and a pot of boiling water?

A pot of boiling water doesn't get salty when you put a tea-bag in it.

What do gamers who switch consoles and mathematicians have in common?

They both have problems finding x.

What does a gamer call the zombie apocalypse?

The end of DayZ

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How many kids with ADD does it take to change a light bulb?

Wanna go ride bikes? My all time favorite joke. Sorry if it has already been posted but who has the time to browse all of .

How do you know if a joke has been posted on reddit before?

Oh, they'll tell you.

Real Life Jokes More Real Life Jokes

How can you tell if someone's a redditor,in real life?

Ask them if they're on reddit. I'm sorry.

What next?

Damn. I guess we'll have talk to people in real life.

Mathematician Jokes More Mathematician Jokes

Why was the Mathematician frowned upon?

He was a chronic math-debater

What do mathematicians get if they stare at the roots of negative numbers for too long?

Square eyes

New Years Jokes More New Years Jokes

How does an Alzheimer's patient celebrate New Years?

Kissing strangers.

What's a priests least favorite thing about New Years?

The balls drop.

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

What do you call it when you paid all your bills?

Feedom.

Why don't you have to pay for the items on a will?

It's a dead giveaway...

10 Jokes More 10 Jokes

Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and 7 on a calulator?

A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

What is 0.1 as a fraction?

One tenth " Good, now what does 10% mean "Battery low, plug in your phone " Perfect

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Why don't eggs tell jokes?

Because they would crack each other up.

How British is Adele ?

She would call you at least 1000 times to tell how sorry she is .

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

Why did the chiropractor have trouble waiting behind people?

Because he didn't know what alignment. I hope this one cracks you up!

What do you call a midget in a hospital waiting room constantly complaining about how long he's been waiting?

Imp-Patient!