Ask them what a 3Ds is.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
An Asthma attack.
To get to 10.
Buy the DLC to find out
A New Years RESOLUTION
An ath1337
He hates camping
He wanted to finally get respecced.
GG.
Run! escape!
They're always trying to 1-Up you.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
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He was pushing the right trigger.
Ask them if they play league.
A pot of boiling water doesn't get salty when you put a tea-bag in it.
They both have problems finding x.
The end of DayZ
It's hard to keep track.
Pure Heroine by Lorde.
Re-arranged marriage
Divorce!
Too many incompatible drivers.
One spends 400 dollars on a console that will play games for years, the other pays 400 dollars for a graphics card that will be outdated in a week
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The Nintendo Wii-Tard
There were too many frames.
To render the other side.
Hide n' Seek World Champion 2010-2016
The balls drop.
Because they never leave a tip.
Because she was too ahoof.