Gamer Jokes

What is the difference between a 3D modeller and a gamer?

Ask them what a 3Ds is.

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What is it called when a gamer fights someone?

An Asthma attack.

Why did the gamer and mathematician cross the road?

To get to 10.

Why did the gamer cross the road?

Buy the DLC to find out

What do gamers make for New Years?

A New Years RESOLUTION

What do you call a pro-gamer?

An ath1337

Why did the gamer refuse to join the Boy Scouts?

He hates camping

Why did the gamer start working out?

He wanted to finally get respecced.

What does a gamer say when he get married?

GG.

What did the gamer say to the fleeing prisoner?

Run! escape!

What's the worst part about working with a gamer?

They're always trying to 1-Up you.

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What is every gamers New Years Resolution?

3840x2160

Why was the tumblrina mad at the gamer?

He was pushing the right trigger.

How can you tell a gamer from a rugby player?

Ask them if they play league.

What's the difference between a gamer and a pot of boiling water?

A pot of boiling water doesn't get salty when you put a tea-bag in it.

What do gamers who switch consoles and mathematicians have in common?

They both have problems finding x.

What does a gamer call the zombie apocalypse?

The end of DayZ

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What did the gamer wife told his gamer husband after they got divorced?

Good support in-game, bad in giving child support. gg no re

How do you get someone to pay child support?

Blackmail.

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What's three times worse than OCD?

OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait the last time didn't feel right. OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait, the second time didn't feel right. OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait...

How do you make a Gorilla stew?

You keep it waiting for three hours!

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

What do you call an alligator that always starts fights?

An instigator!

Who would win a fight between a taco and a hotdog?

so I punched him in the head.

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What's the difference between a pick-up artist and an Atari 2600?

An Atari 2600 has more game. :)

What do Jaqen H'ghar from Game of Thrones and Christina Aguilera have in common?

They both know "what a girl wants" and "what a girl needs".

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What is a salad's favorite type of road?

A bowl-ivard

Why did jay z cross the road?

Because mr mantis ate my skunk food.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between writing your will and owning an ant farm?

One's a legacy, the other a sea of legs.

What's the difference between a girl in church and a girl in a bubble bath?

The girl in church has her soul full of hope...

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What do you get if you cross a Boxer and a Painter?

Mohammed Dali

Why did Jesus fall on the side of the road?

Because he was crossed.

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Why do beavers spend a fortune on the Internet?

They never want to log off.

Why didn't the man report his credit card stolen?

Because the thief was spending less than his wife.