Ask them what a 3Ds is.
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An Asthma attack.
To get to 10.
Buy the DLC to find out
A New Years RESOLUTION
An ath1337
He hates camping
He wanted to finally get respecced.
GG.
Run! escape!
They're always trying to 1-Up you.
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He was pushing the right trigger.
Ask them if they play league.
A pot of boiling water doesn't get salty when you put a tea-bag in it.
They both have problems finding x.
The end of DayZ
A Dell
They both came in a little behind.
John Goty
Praystation
Because consoles can't ketchup.
A duck is a carbon-based life form while a curling iron is an inanimate appliance
When the train announces an arriving "Station", you can see it.
Good support in-game, bad in giving child support. gg no re
They haven't got anti-aliasing.
To render the other side.
One spends 400 dollars on a console that will play games for years, the other pays 400 dollars for a graphics card that will be outdated in a week
By the Pound!
Atoll.