One spends 400 dollars on a console that will play games for years, the other pays 400 dollars for a graphics card that will be outdated in a week
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Too many incompatible drivers.
An RPG
The Game
A woman doesn't accept 3 1/2 inch floppies.
Because my PC is a Dell.
Immigrants
A: Root position cords.
Neither of them can be used as functional tables.
Because everyone secretly plays for the other team.
New GF: *sees me playing accordion* He died
Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.
A: Ho, ho, ho!
One's a bunch of cunning runts.....
Santa stops after three ho's.
Maternity leave would last for two years with full pay and morning sickness would rank as the nation's #1 health problem.
Because they can spend years at sea.
