Why did the suicidal man cross the road?

Because he wanted to play chicken.

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What did the lighter color shade tell to its dark lover?

I want hue.

Why did the student study in an airplane?

He wanted a higher education!

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Why'd the chicken cross the road.?

reasons unknown

What happened when Turkey was accused of being Chicken?

It staged a coup

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Who Got in an Accident?

There was a fork in the road.

Why Did The Black Guy Crossed The Road?

because... chicken.lel

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What do you get if you cross Santa with a detective?

Santa Clues. Credit: Curious: The Tourist's Guide

Why do people traveling east out of Sweden get a metal?

Because they're crossing the Finnish line.

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Which video game do Mexicans play the most?

Borderlands

Why is it so hard to play cards in the jungle?

There are too many cheetahs. Courtesy of the St. Louis Zoo Facebook page.

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What does a suicidal man say to a suicidal girl?

Hey, wanna hang?

Why did the suicidal man cross the road?

Because he wanted to play chicken.