Why did the suicidal man cross the road?

Because he wanted to play chicken.

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Why did Frankenstein's monster give up boxing?

Because he didn't want to spoil his looks.

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Who's no chicken?

Donald duck.

Why are elephants wiser than chickens ?

Have you ever heard of Kentucky Fried Elephant !

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How can you tell if a road is sad?

It has low shoulders.

Why did the emo chicken go across the road?

He was afraid to go down the tracks.

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What do you get if you cross a rabbit and a flea ?

Bugs Bunny !

Why did the chicken cross the road ?

Her: Because she had heard that the mayor was going to lay a cornerstone and she wanted to see if he could really do it.

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Why can't you play hide and go seek with a Pokmon?

Because he'll peek-at-chu!

What's the healthiest sport a pregnant women can play?

Kick boxing

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Why did the suicidal man cross the road?

Because he wanted to play chicken.

What does a suicidal man say to a suicidal girl?

Hey, wanna hang?