Why did the suicidal man cross the road?

Because he wanted to play chicken.

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Why doesn't cancer let anyone in a music store?

It doesn't want anyone to find The Cure.

Why don't parrot's like black people?

Because Polly wants a cracker.

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Why did the chicken have a seance?

To get to the other side

How do ghosts like their chicken cooked?

Terri-fried!

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Why Did The Tiger Cross The Road?

Because there wasn't a Zebra crossing Sorry, my 5 year old son made me post this

Why did the t-rex cross the road?

Because the chicken hadn't evolved yet.

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Why did the Chinese chicken cross the road?

The eggrolled

What do you get when you cross human DNA and goat DNA?

Thrown out of the petting zoo

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How do you juice an orange?

Play with its citorus

What's the difference between woman's breasts and a box of matches?

The matches are made for adults, but kids constantly grab'em and play with them. The situation is quite opposite with breasts.

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What does a suicidal man say to a suicidal girl?

Hey, wanna hang?

Why did the suicidal man cross the road?

Because he wanted to play chicken.