Why did the suicidal man cross the road?

Because he wanted to play chicken.

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Why did the black guy wear a tuxedo to his vasectomy?

If he was going to be impotent he wanted to look impotent.

What word that begins with "N" and ends with "R" do you never want to call a black person?

Neighbor

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What's the difference between Jesus and the chicken that crossed the road?

Jesus died on the cross

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

Because the ref was blowing a foul.

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Why does the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side!

Why did the gum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chickens foot.

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What do you get when you cross a sheep stealer with royalty?

Mutton Looter King

Why did the kid cross the playground?

To get to the other slide.

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Why don't lawyers play hide-and-seek?

Nobody will look for them.

What do Abraham Lincoln and Peyton Manning have in common?

Neither can finish a play.

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Why did the suicidal man cross the road?

Because he wanted to play chicken.

What does a suicidal man say to a suicidal girl?

Hey, wanna hang?