Why did the suicidal man cross the road?

Because he wanted to play chicken.

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Why does the Easter Bunny hide eggs?

Because, he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing a chicken.

Why'd the dog sit in the shade?

He didn't want to be a hot dog!

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Why did the chicken?

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road naked A: Because chickens don't wear clothes.

Why do we need to die?

chickens

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Why did the existential nihilist cross the road?

Who cares.

Why did Dr Facilier cross the road?

He had friends on the other side.

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What do you get if you cross an eel with a shopper?

A slippery customer.

Why did the cop cross the road?

To shoot a black kid.

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What game do old black people play?

Blingo!

Why don't violists play hide and seek?

A: Because no one will look for them.

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Why did the suicidal man cross the road?

Because he wanted to play chicken.

What does a suicidal man say to a suicidal girl?

Hey, wanna hang?