Why did the suicidal man cross the road?

Because he wanted to play chicken.

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What do you do when you want to hold a bunny?

You grabbit.

What is irony?

When the last person you want to see is the last person you see.

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What did the chicken say before it crossed the road?

I'll be Ba Ba Ba Baaach!

What's the difference between a chicken and a hen?

The spelling.

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Why did the existential nihilist cross the road?

Who cares.

Why did the bodybuilder stop in the middle of the road?

They ran out of juice!

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Why didn't the engineer cross his own bridge?

Because he didn't truss it.

What do you get when you cross the Cosby Show with Law & Order: SVU?

Women Say the Darndest Things

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Who.. Plays The Guitar.. Boy: How Do i play the guitar ?

Girls: You Should be on TV for your talent. Boy: Am i so good ..... Boy : if you were on TV, i can atleast switch it off...

Why is James Bond's favourite bartender played by Michael J Fox?

He doesn't need to tell him to shake the martini.

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Why did the suicidal man cross the road?

Because he wanted to play chicken.

What does a suicidal man say to a suicidal girl?

Hey, wanna hang?