Because, he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing a chicken.
They seem really cool at first but then you're sick of them after a couple days and no one wants to be driving when they're on the road
Me: "It's a secret." Job interviewer: "You got the job."
Because they're too cagey.
He only knows up strokes
Because he had to use the bathroom.
Still counting. Those darned birds can't seem to cross the road to get over here to screw in the light bulb.
Just the two, really. Or as many as will fit, if theyre feeling frisky.
None they all stand around complementing it then get mad when it wont screw. Heard from my friend
Dough nuts!
Love doesn't burn. What's worst part about making love to a dead baby. Digging up the coffin. How long does take to play hide and seek with a dead baby? It depends how small the pieces are.
Eggsercise particularly hareobics!
Because he kept quacking all the eggs!
