Why does the Easter Bunny hide eggs?

Because, he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing a chicken.

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Why did the mexican push his wife off the cliff?

Because he wants tequila. Literally.

What food should you avoid if you don't want to go to court?

Sue-shi! I'll excuse myself.

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Whats does dissecting a frog and explaining a joke have in common?

Sure, you know how it works, but now it's dead.

Why is santa always so happy?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with a skunk?

A fowl smell!

Why did the chicken cross the park?

To get to the other slide...

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How many Meth-Heads does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to hold the lightbulb and Two to smoke till the room spins!

How many terrorists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

none, they blew it up already.

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What do you call a blonde in a closet?

Last years hide and seek champion

Where is the worst place to hide in a hospital?

In the ICU.

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What is the Easter Bunny's favourite state capital?

Albunny New York!

What is the Easter Bunny's favourite kind of story?

A cotton tale!