Because, he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing a chicken.
Yes, I'm completely sure.
He wanted to buy stock options.
Don't worry, they'll let you know.
Iron know.
Because then they'd have soft peckers
Because North Korea's long range missiles can't reach that far
YOU WOULDN'T KNOW SON YOU WEREN'T THERE!!
Its gonna be a dark four years, now isn't it
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To hide his booty.
They're both famous for stuffing baskets!
the Easter Bunny