Why does the Easter Bunny hide eggs?

Because, he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing a chicken.

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What's one thing a man doesn't want to hear the morning after?

Yes, I'm completely sure.

Why did the chef invest in chicken and cow bones?

He wanted to buy stock options.

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How do you know if there's an athiest on a reddit thread?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

Where does Iron Man live?

Iron know.

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Why don't chickens have lips?

Because then they'd have soft peckers

Why did the chicken cross the 38th parallel?

Because North Korea's long range missiles can't reach that far

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How many Vietnam veterans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

YOU WOULDN'T KNOW SON YOU WEREN'T THERE!!

How many good presidential candidates does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Its gonna be a dark four years, now isn't it

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What are you hiding in there?

nuthin Vin Diesel noises from closet M: Is Vin Diesel in there -...yes Vin Diesel: from closet No.

Why does the Pirate Wear Camouflage Underwear?

To hide his booty.

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How is the Easter Bunny like Shaquille O'Neal?

They're both famous for stuffing baskets!

What is springy and springy?

the Easter Bunny