Why does the Easter Bunny hide eggs?

Because, he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing a chicken.

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What's the difference between HP computers and HP in a video game?

One of them you want to see a lot less of.

What do Jaqen H'ghar from Game of Thrones and Christina Aguilera have in common?

They both know "what a girl wants" and "what a girl needs".

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How do you know Sia is Scottish?

Because she loves sheep thrills! *shows self out

Why can't orphans play baseball?

They don't know where home is.

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What is the difference between chicken and blondes ?

The chicken knows on whose eggs sitting .

How do you throw an egg at the wall without breaking it?

With the chicken still around it

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How many South American's does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A Brazilian.

What's so dark about blonde jokes?

They still haven't figured out how to screw in the lightbulb

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What does the Pillsbury Dough boy hide under his apron?

Dough nuts!

What's the name of that German guy that keeps hiding my stuff around the house?

Alzheimer, Grandma.

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What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with Chinese food?

Hop suey!

Where does the Easter Bunny go when he needs a new tail?

To a re-tail store!