How many terrorists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

none, they blew it up already.

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How many Carpathians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, Vigo and see. (best read in Yanosh's voice)

How many socialists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

All of them.

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How many consultants does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I'm not sure but I'll have an answer for you next Monday.

How many homeless guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only 2, but I have no idea how you're gonna fit both of them inside a lightbulb.

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What did the terrorist say to the police before he blew up the building?

C4 yourself!

How do you make a candle really happy...?

Blow it out, it'll be delighted

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What did the terrorists say after blowing himself up before getting to his destination?

Too soon

Why are terrorists eco-friendly?

They're biodegradable.