How many terrorists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

none, they blew it up already.

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How many religious women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Nun.

What did the lightbulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.

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How many theoretical physicists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold it in place, another to rotate the universe around it.

How many Super Saiyans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DRAGONBALL ZEEEEE! (I really hope this isn't a repost)

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What happened when the joke about terrorists got to the front page?

It blew up

What does a Christian terrorist say before blowing up?

JESUS HALLELUJAH

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Why did the terrorist buy himself a Porsche?

He was going through a midlife ISIS :(

Where do terrorists store their money?

In the West Bank