How many terrorists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

none, they blew it up already.

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How many Bernie supporters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to hold the lightbulb, and the rest of the world to revolve around them

How many anarchists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Trick question, anarchists can't change anything.

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How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WANNA RIDE BIKES

What do Kanye West and North Korea have in common?

They are both being screwed by a person named Kim.

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What has nine arms and blows?

Def Leppard

Why couldn't the soldier feel his legs?

Because his arms were blown off.

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Why did the terrorists have to blow up a Paris nightclub?

Because their planes kept missing the Eiffel Tower.

Where do terrorists go when they're on the run?

Apparently, they go everywhere.