How many terrorists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

none, they blew it up already.

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How many extroverts does it take to change a lightbulb?

Let's throw a party while we're at it.

How many mottophobics does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. Who do you think broke the filament in the first place

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How many buzzfeed employees does it take to screw a lightbulb?

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How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. They stick the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them!

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What sound does Reddit make when it blows up?

Pao! Edit: Whoa, FP gold. Thank you!

How do you make a candle really happy...?

Blow it out, it'll be delighted

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What is your secret weapon against terrorists?

We simply reply......Chuck Norris

What do terrorists and the England football team have in common?

They will never win