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Aloha ackbar
Everywhere..
A problem. What do you call when 3 terrorists are on the moon? A problem. What do you call when all the terrorists are on the moon? A solution.
You can negotiate with a terrorist.
The terrorist needs a trigger to blow things up.
HIGH-SIS
A-lou-AK-bar.
They always bomb the punchline!
Because there are too many zinfandel's.
Because they don't like Nice people.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
A free radical.
Aim to the sky, maybe you'll shoot a plane.
Terrorists blow them selves up at camp on accident
Mossack Fonseca.
A Paririst
We are the 2016 presidential candidate frontrunners. This is a joke take it that way
Simplifiying Radicals. (MATH joke)
A CAIR package.
Because their planes kept missing the Eiffel Tower.
9:11 PM
They both blow up people who don't agree with them.
9/12
Allahuak Bar
I don't know. I just build the fence.
A llahu akbar
hey babe, I've got a large pipe bomb and I never pre-maturely detonate."
Because it didn't happen in 7/11
They didn't get hit by Terrorists.
so they can reuse the phone after the explosion
These hot wings have made me a ticking time bomb."
He was a suislide bomber!
Sir.
French press. (Too soon?)
Charlie has been neutralised"
HysterISIS
Terrorists have sympathizers.
Infidel Castro
none, they blew it up already.
They'll freak out when they hear a helicopter
When the terrorists asked for anything cheaper than one-way.
In the West Bank
I don't know man, I just fly the drones.
We simply reply......Chuck Norris
Is there a terrorist mobile tariff I can go on
Simplifying Radicals. Yes, she's a math teacher.
An ISISicle!
An Iraqnid.
Scoli-isis
The Marine shrugged and replied, "Recoil."
It was Allah dream.
A Citroen C4
It blew up
Allahu Akburrrrrr
The harder you hit them the more english you get.
Allahu Chatbar.
Because they hate waterboarding.
They will never win
Him: I give up Me: A terrorst
To have a Blast!
Too soon
High jack.
The Allahu Ak-Bar.
Snow boarding is fun as hell.
They're biodegradable.
Halfghanistan.
To send people to the other side.
They prefer a Target.
They didn't czech his papers.
He was going through a midlife ISIS :(
C4 yourself!
The Allahu Ak Bar
H'Isis
Hi Jack!
I didn't expect this to blow up like it did!*
Allah mode.
Apparently, they go everywhere.
Allahu akbarns (I'm going to hell)
A: Terrorists have sympathizers.
A pillow
He heard they were having upside-down cake!
It doesn't need cleaning
No atmosphere
A Werehouse.
Tell him drinks are on the house.
Cuz if he split, the situation would have gotten blown out of proportion.
They have big fans.
A. They both look out their caves and see rubble.
A: None. They don't have lightbulbs in caves
Drones can't tell either
I don't know man, I just fly the drone
Go on, have a blast.
Because we don't negotiate with chair-orrists.
The Crimea River