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Aloha ackbar
Everywhere..
A problem. What do you call when 3 terrorists are on the moon? A problem. What do you call when all the terrorists are on the moon? A solution.
You can negotiate with a terrorist.
The terrorist needs a trigger to blow things up.
HIGH-SIS
A-lou-AK-bar.
They always bomb the punchline!
Because there are too many zinfandel's.
Because they don't like Nice people.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
A free radical.
Aim to the sky, maybe you'll shoot a plane.
Terrorists blow them selves up at camp on accident
Mossack Fonseca.
A Paririst
We are the 2016 presidential candidate frontrunners. This is a joke take it that way
Simplifiying Radicals. (MATH joke)
A CAIR package.
Because their planes kept missing the Eiffel Tower.
9:11 PM
They both blow up people who don't agree with them.
9/12
Allahuak Bar
I don't know. I just build the fence.
A llahu akbar
hey babe, I've got a large pipe bomb and I never pre-maturely detonate."
Because it didn't happen in 7/11
They didn't get hit by Terrorists.
so they can reuse the phone after the explosion
These hot wings have made me a ticking time bomb."
He was a suislide bomber!
Sir.
French press. (Too soon?)
Charlie has been neutralised"
HysterISIS
Terrorists have sympathizers.
Infidel Castro
none, they blew it up already.
They'll freak out when they hear a helicopter
When the terrorists asked for anything cheaper than one-way.
In the West Bank
I don't know man, I just fly the drones.
We simply reply......Chuck Norris
Is there a terrorist mobile tariff I can go on
Simplifying Radicals. Yes, she's a math teacher.
An ISISicle!
An Iraqnid.
Scoli-isis
The Marine shrugged and replied, "Recoil."
It was Allah dream.
A Citroen C4
It blew up
Allahu Akburrrrrr
The harder you hit them the more english you get.
Allahu Chatbar.
Because they hate waterboarding.
They will never win
Him: I give up Me: A terrorst
To have a Blast!
Too soon
High jack.
The Allahu Ak-Bar.
Snow boarding is fun as hell.
They're biodegradable.
Halfghanistan.
To send people to the other side.
They prefer a Target.
They didn't czech his papers.
He was going through a midlife ISIS :(
C4 yourself!
The Allahu Ak Bar
H'Isis
Hi Jack!
I didn't expect this to blow up like it did!*
Allah mode.
Apparently, they go everywhere.
Allahu akbarns (I'm going to hell)
A: Terrorists have sympathizers.
Because all the rice is gone, and three hours later, they are still trying to back out of your driveway.
House music
A: None. They don't have lightbulbs in caves
None, they don't use light bulbs. They live in caves and use no forms of artificial energy because they wouldn't want to be perceived as hypocrites or morons.
Petal !
The older they get the easier they are to pick up.
throw a bunch of pocket change in the middle of town. How do u tell who is the richest person in that village? Find the person who gathered the most change.
Burn a question mark on their front lawn.
Cant-elope :D
Dishcipline This is literally a joke I told in a dream and I remembered it when waking up.
I heard everybody had a blast.
Because she was in the shower and didn't hear him because the elephant stump was on full blast.
Need for Speed.
One requires a tweetment and the other need an oinkment.
I don't know I just fly the drone.